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2007-01-10 06:17:57 · 18 answers · asked by IamBatman 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
funniest or embarassing?? in our case, both when we were on our honey moon, we thought that we were alone in an upstairs swimming pool, well newly weds do tend to get amorous to the extreme, when we walked in to the dining room after, we found out that everyone in the place had the full monty, there was a 20 ft long view of everything that was in the pool,, we got one hell of a greeting and didnt have to pay for the drinks that night.
2007-01-10 06:27:01 · answer #1 · answered by robert r 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. helpful tale. The funniest ingredient that has ever happened to me happened this previous three hundred and sixty 5 days. there turned right into a "senior deliver-off" at my college and each grade except for twelfth were requested to positioned on numerous performances. nicely I carried out as a duet, that song "Love That I Hate You" by way of Rhianna and Ne yo. anyhow, me and my better 0.5 had gotten up there and we sang the lyrics out of that song. So we were all extreme lively even as as we were taking position the steps of the degree, I tripped and fell face first in the front of the completed college. It become the worst yet funniest journey in my life. xD
2016-12-28 15:23:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found a wonderful guy, fell in love and then his two immigration lawyers told him that the only way he could finish his education in the U.S. (and not have the four years burn) is to get into a green card marriage. I'm not American.
Maybe I have a very black sense of humor, but the love of my life being forced into marriage with an ex-girlfriend while we try to make a go of it strikes me as hilariously Victorian. OK, maybe it's a little twisted, but...
For those who don't find that amusing, possibly the sailboat trip where we knocked a hole in the keel casing, plugged it with gum and duct tape and kept going ranks close. Also, one of my crew accidentally ran a rubber duckie up the main sail sheet, and we had to climb up the mast to retrieve it.
2007-01-10 06:28:54 · answer #3 · answered by Alex G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SO my wife had just given me a lecture about how when a girl asks if an outfit looks good you say "Yes" no matter what you really think about it. So anyway I was with my friend at the gym store and she was showing me this outfit she wanted. She asked if it looked good. I remembered my wifes warning and my brain told my mouth to say "yes" However before the signal was reached she said "but, I'm too fat too wear something like this." Unfortunately that is when the signal reached my mouth and I said "Yes". Oops
2007-01-10 06:22:23 · answer #4 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It was stupid, bit I was backing our boat trailer down the ramp, my husband and one of our dogs was in the boat, and he yelled "slow DOWN!!" I slammed on the breaks and the boat slid off of the trailer onto the cement, with just the front still on the trailer, it was sticking straight up in the air, was hilarious (no one got hurt). The motor was all the way up, so it just scratched the bottom a little. My husband LOVES telling that story. OMG!!!
PS He did not scream at me, I was shocked.
2007-01-10 06:25:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ran to the store to get gummie bears on a suspended licence and the cop pulled me over because I was going too slow looking for the store. Asked if I was drinking and I said no I wasn't. Towed my car and drove me back to my house but asked if I still wanted to stop and get gummie bears and he did for me.
2007-01-10 06:21:53 · answer #6 · answered by daanzig 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
when i was a young hippie.we were smoking grass at a friends house.the parents had just come home.i ran to the bathroom to put eye-drops in my red eyes ,instead i put ear-drops,we could`nt stop laughing for a long ,long time.sigh,those were the good old days.
2007-01-10 06:25:11 · answer #7 · answered by mikhal k 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Umm..I bent over and accidentally shoved a lit cigarette up my nose. It got stuck and I could smell it burning. It was only funny later though. ANOTHER reason not to smoke again.
2007-01-10 06:22:05 · answer #8 · answered by MeanKitty 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
While being rather disoriented and my friends were trying to get me up out of bed and dressed to go to the hospital, I felt someone stick their hand in my pants. I shouted Whose hand is that? Yours, they said. I was trying to tuck my shirt in. Wow, was I out of it.
2007-01-10 06:28:22 · answer #9 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ate a pretzel once while watching a football game, choked on it, passed out and hit my head on a table.
2007-01-10 06:21:19 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋