So I went to the doctor's the other day to get checked up on my shoulder which has been under a lot of pain lately. My wife came along too because she knows I don't like doctor offices. When we finally get to see the doctor, he starts to compliment my wife a lot of how beautiful she is. And you won't believe what happens, she starts flirting back! I started becoming aggitated so the doctor gave me some pills. It ends up that the pills were a substance sometimes used as a mild poison. I wasn't sure if he was trying to kill me or cure me so I decided to go and see the doctor across the hall. It ends up it was just the same doctor with a fake mustache and he kept insisting on trying to inject me with something. I freaked out and just barely escaped. I am now worried because my wife seems to have "back pains" all of the time and insists on seeing this doctor about once a week. Should I be suspicious of my wife? Should I be suspicious of my doctor?
2007-01-10 06:11:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
did anyone read this question?
GENERAL HEALTH!!
we both know you know what you need to do, ask the secretary out and double date with your wife and the doctor! i heard she is sexy and free on wednesday!! the doctor that is, MEEEEEE-OWW!!
2007-01-10 13:34:23 · answer #1 · answered by neff8684 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry about the mild poison and the fake mustache thing was just a joke. I do it to all the guys with hot wives. The injection was anything harmful (to some people), I was just trying to calm you down. Don't be concerned about the flirting, it's not her fault. I gave her a different kind of injection the last time I saw her.... while you were at work... and while you were bowling... and when she had you drop stuff off at your aunt's house... and.....
Your wife does in fact have back pains. They should start getting better now that we've moved on from playing "Ride the Bull" to "Plant some flowers." However, I'll need to treat her for rug-burns on her knees and elbows.
If you are still having troubles, stop in and my assistant Bruce will have a feel...er, look at you.
2007-01-10 06:32:11 · answer #2 · answered by Joe 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol. This sounds like a really random dream...ouch.
You've got one of three situations going on here:
1. A really active imagination
2. An incredibly creative subconscious, or
3. (hopefully not the reality) An unfaithful wife--and a quack for a doctor!
2007-01-10 06:31:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i do no longer think of this everywhere close to rises to the point of your bolting, i do no longer think of you're a whiner. Who cares what different marriages are like, you purely could desire to complication approximately your guy or woman. Does your spouse have any thought the kind you sense and for that matter do you have any thought what she is feeling? i believe you the two desire an identical element out of your marriage yet you're no longer working mutually to get carry of it. i actually think of seeing a marriage counselor, an objective occasion who can hone in on the genuine issues and furnish suggestions, is all you 2 choose. you have lots of sturdy issues on your lives, do no longer enable it slip removed from apathy.
2016-12-16 06:08:42 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should be suspicious of both. First of all you need to check to see if he's really a doctor. Doesn't sound like it.
2007-01-10 06:18:00 · answer #5 · answered by kitcat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah you should check that out. And find a new doctor quick
2007-01-10 06:17:42 · answer #6 · answered by admiralgear 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if your wife was abducted by aliens and your doctor is really your mother in law?
2007-01-10 06:25:08 · answer #7 · answered by jazz_lover_25 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
change your doctor! he is not even a real doctor. mild poison?? that is dangerous, change him. if your wife insists on going to see him. go with her. good luck!
2007-01-10 06:38:13 · answer #8 · answered by florrr2003 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would confront her !!! Or... Go into the dr. office with her ! And if the dr., still flirts w/ her and her w/him, confront them both right then and there!!!!!
2007-01-10 06:21:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too much time on your hands!
2007-01-10 06:16:48 · answer #10 · answered by Blu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋