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I have some plastacene and a pair of wire cutters

2007-01-10 05:57:01 · 36 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Yes, you could. All you need now is a bottle of Tequilla and a sharp knife. Drink the bottle of tequilla, then when you got a got buzz, sit in front of the mirror. With a sharp knife, whittle the nose how you like it. Use the pastacene to shape it. Then with the wire cutters, try to pull all the gold teeth you have. You will need to sell the gold teeth to pay the hospital bill for the doctors who will try to do surgery for the botched job you have done on yourself.

2007-01-10 06:04:25 · answer #1 · answered by Big C 6 · 1 0

I've should listen to my dad and become a doctor, but I've become a stoner, all i can say is before u do the plastic surgery make sure that ur doctor not into drugs, we don't want u to end up without a nose or with a nose of penguin or smthg.

2007-01-10 06:04:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, you have the wrong tools. All you need is a bucket of ice, a spork, and some silly putty. You'll be looking like Joan Rivers in no time!

2007-01-10 06:03:48 · answer #3 · answered by The Iceman Cometh 6 · 0 0

Yes but you need some cling film and superglue to finish the nose off xxxxxxx

2007-01-10 06:00:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You may wind up looking like Michael Jackson or Tycho Brahe.

2007-01-10 06:01:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Only if you want the result to look like Michael Jackson!

2007-01-10 06:02:14 · answer #6 · answered by Princess415 4 · 0 0

I think Michael Jackson's surgeon copyrighted that technique, so you will have to check you can go ahead without getting sued.

2007-01-10 08:21:05 · answer #7 · answered by brainlady 6 · 0 0

Yes but you need a hacksaw and scalpal as well, oh and dont forget swabs, there really important, and lots of tissues

2007-01-10 06:04:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

YES!!u seem mentally balanced and an ideal candidate,just get your cat to draw up a design and get to work

2007-01-10 06:02:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It might hurt a little bit, and might be a little tricky since you are ususally put under anisthetic, and you might have a little trouble suing yourself foranything that goes wrong.

2007-01-10 06:10:50 · answer #10 · answered by lady_lbrty 3 · 0 0

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