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My daughter is two and just learning to talk. I was asking her if she wanted to go play with Robin her friend which is also two. She said yes. I asked her what they were going to play and my daughter as serious as can be said "nice". i thought it was funny.

what have your kids said that made you laugh?

2007-01-10 05:02:04 · 11 answers · asked by Your Angel 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

11 answers

Cute.
When my cousin was about 4 her and her mother were in a store and she saw some nuns. She yelled out, of course as loud as she could, "Look mom, penguins."

2007-01-10 05:36:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Kids do say the darnedest things, over the weekend, by little cracked me up. Dad said come on boys lets go to the fishing show in Lansing. My oldest boy said, gosh dad it's far, it will probably take us 2 hours to get there. My youngest son said, come on, lets go look at the globe and see how far it is.

2007-01-10 13:09:09 · answer #2 · answered by Michelle Lynn 4 · 0 0

I was really upset last night because my four year old spilled drinkable yogurt all over his new rug, and so I was getting loud and looked up at me and said "Mommy your going to the nut house!" I couldn't be mad after that, all I could do was laugh!
I guess I should watch what I say when I am upset!

2007-01-10 13:09:59 · answer #3 · answered by mrsvinet 2 · 0 0

Well it wasn't my daughter but I was a friends place and she was babysitting this adorable little girl named Anastasia who was around 3 years old. Anyways her Dad comes to pick her up and he's getting her ready to go and he asks her "where are your running shoes?" and she says "They're in my f*cking back pack!" I had to leave the room.

2007-01-10 13:08:33 · answer #4 · answered by ♪ ♫Jin_Jur♫ ♥ 7 · 0 0

Last night when we went to a friend of mines house and started singing some Lynyrd Skynyrd tunes on his Karaoke system and "Gimme Back My Bullets" came on and our 5 & 7 year old boys were belching out "GIMME BACK MY BOOGERS!!!!!!!!!"
It had us laughing so hard we couldn't sing the song but they sure were. LOL!

2007-01-10 13:09:24 · answer #5 · answered by K-E-G 4 · 1 0

i haven't any kids, but it is fun to watch the way my dogs think.
like last night.
pio was told to go lie dow durring dinner, but he wanted to steel the food off the table. he kept looking at his favorite corner, and back at the table for like a minute. then, he finally whent and plopped down in his favorite corner, and put one if those looks on his face, like "life is so unfair. can't i have just one bite?"
it was so funny.

2007-01-10 13:09:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I recently took my 5 year old to a funeral, her very first...after viewing the body, she looked up at me and asked "Mommy, does Jesus only take your legs when you die and go to heaven?" Because of only being able to see from the waist up...it was such an honest question...I love her sooo much!

2007-01-10 13:07:58 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 1 0

I don't have kids but they do say the darndest things. And it is the cutest.

2007-01-10 13:11:39 · answer #8 · answered by teardrop301 4 · 0 0

at the time she was 2, almost 3, and potty training. we sang "santa claus is coming to town" together(it was christmas time) and when i asked her to sing it for her grandma, she sang "He knows if you are sleeping, he knows if you're awake, he knows if you've been bad, he knows if you poop on the potty....

2007-01-10 13:07:42 · answer #9 · answered by ekenny513 5 · 1 0

they always say the cutest things

2007-01-10 13:08:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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