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Hey, it is really cold out here where I am, and getting colder.

So, 'It's so cold out that my shirt has two sugar cone shapes sticking out on the front."

2007-01-10 03:53:11 · answer #1 · answered by me 6 · 1 0

**** froze and fell off. they broke when they hit the concrete. now I'm using all the crazy glue in town trying to get them back together.

2007-01-10 11:54:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

butt needs chap stick on it after I finish crapping out in the bushes

2007-01-10 11:53:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

poor little fellow has shrunk to the size of a loaf of bread!

2007-01-10 11:54:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Nipples could cut ice.

2007-01-10 11:52:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

eyebrows have icicles off of them and my snot froze like a Popsicle.

2007-01-10 12:12:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

bollocks are like frozen chicken nuggets!

2007-01-10 12:05:14 · answer #7 · answered by Next evolutionary step... 6 · 0 0

toes curl under

2007-01-10 11:54:04 · answer #8 · answered by lizzy 5 · 0 0

nipples are gonna fall off

2007-01-10 11:52:28 · answer #9 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 1 0

lips got stuck on you when i kissed your cheek.

2007-01-10 13:28:26 · answer #10 · answered by mylittlemela 5 · 1 0

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