It's clearly the best car ever. I don't understand why you'd drive anything else. I feel sorry for people who don't have Volvo 240s. I really, really do because my car is just so much better than yours, unless you have a Volvo 240, because then we'd be equal.
2007-01-10 03:17:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Car Makes ➔ Other - Car Makes
New Volvos are quite pretty. Old ones are Fugly.
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2007-01-10 05:19:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
People have no class, Ry bread. They don't understand that the car you drive shows what kind of person you are, and that Volvo drivers are the highest class ever. Period.
That's why Volvo drives are allowed to drive eratically, as if they really need to be driving an armored car that can withstand a direct strike from an ABM. It really just appears that Volvo drivers need Volvos because they are terrible drivers that are more accident prone. In reality, high class people own the roads, anyway.
There is one more point to be made. There are some people out there who CLAIM that a Volvo is a bourgeoise car. That it's for women who have no class. That it's for middle class social climbers that think they made it when they can finance a Volvo but are really just announcing to the world "I will be middle class and lack taste for the rest of my life."
Well. Those people are just wrong. Volvo is the best. Congratulations on being initiated into this elite club.
2007-01-10 04:05:46 · answer #2 · answered by Murphy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If everybody drove a Volvo 240, just think how boring the world would be. Then after that all Volvo 240's would have to be the same color. Then we would all have to wear the same style of clothes. Then we would all wear the same color clothes. Oh my gosh. Where would it end???? We would all lose our individuality. Then what would life be? It would be so boring nobody would want to live life.
That's why we don't all drive a Volvo 240.
2007-01-10 03:33:35 · answer #3 · answered by rbarc 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmm. Probably because we are not all balding CPA's from North Carolina with a wife and 2 kids (boy and girl) in little league and ballet (Respectively)
Also, some of us have taste and appreciate fine styling in our automobiles which tends to get in the way of Volvo ownership...
Maybe that's it.
Love their crash test rating though. But If I made every decision in my life based on the projected outcome of the ultimate worse case scenario... I probably wouldn't leave the house.
Enjoy!
2007-01-10 03:28:58 · answer #4 · answered by mufflerbearings1967 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. Because we are all individuals with different taste's and requirements; 2. We are not all anal retentive volvo nerds
2007-01-10 03:25:03 · answer #5 · answered by ramarro smith shadow 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AND FINALLY I HOPE, BECAUSE THE "BRICK" AS THEY ARE AFFECTIONLY CALLED, ARE NOT MADE ANYMORE. THE LAST VOLVO 240 WAS MANUFACTURED IN 1993!!!!!
2007-01-10 03:47:21 · answer #6 · answered by auto.jerry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could ask the same about Datsun Zcars.BTW,something tells me my Z is a little faster and slightly more attractive.
2007-01-10 03:33:31 · answer #7 · answered by zskip62 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I own a 240 and yes its great, but come on dont be superior about it
2007-01-10 03:23:53 · answer #8 · answered by Arthur D 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
because all I can afford to drive is a 1965 ameican rambler ...which whose company has been rated as the best built automobiles ever .....
2007-01-10 03:23:45 · answer #9 · answered by pasntru2 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If it is so great then why don't they sell more of them? Why isn't it the best selling vehicle in the world. I certainly doubt it is because you are so more enlightened then everyone else.
2007-01-10 03:21:43 · answer #10 · answered by kdog 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋