three girls went camping and decieded to go for a drink in the local pub. after afew dinks one of the girls felt sick and went back to sleep it of. by mistake she took the groups money and the girls went back to carry there night on. as they approched the tent all was quite and dark. so not to disturb there freind they quitly took the money from her bag and left. upon there return to the tent there were blue lights everywhere. it was the police, locals reported that they hered screaming coming from the tent. In the tent they found a piece of paper saying" next time don't destub me" written in her blood.
2007-01-10 03:08:24
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answered by kevin d 1
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Don't know if caravanning counts but,
To start could not find my passport.
Found passport.
Got to France ,found out got a gas leak,no gas.
Found a campsite with French gypsies[ no probs with them],fridge broke down.
Travelled a bit further to have the back of the van damaged by a HGV,got that fixed.
Then the heavens opened.
Then took out a window.But the AA got that fixed.
Had enough so set off home.
Along the motorway saw great plume of black smoke coming from van to find that one tyre had burst,hey ho.
Got to site in Calais,I said ''The only thing that has happened is a thunder storm or the ferry sinking''
The heavens opened in the biggest thunder storm I had seen in a long time.Tuned into UK radio to hear a ferry leaving France has struck a rock.
Got home putting van on drive the jockey wheel collapsed.
That was the worse Holiday we had.
I could write a book on how to survive in a van & tent as we have travelled,camped in a van,car & motorbike.
We had a car where the the engine blew up,got caught in a force 12 gale,got flooded out in a tent,the list could go on for ever.
But we are British got out the gin,whiskey had a drink on many an occasion & got on with it.
Oh forgot one morning woke up with my head in an egg box had lovely shiny hair from the the eggs [ perhaps it was a tad to much gin the night before]
Lots of hoildays had been trouble free.
Hope some of this fits the bill.
2007-01-10 11:55:16
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answered by echo 4
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as a teenager, went camping with 4 mates to a campsite twix scarborough and filey next to top of cliffs, got home 2 am a bit worse for wear and saw the tent next door flapping a bit in the very strong up draft from the cliffs, all at once the wind gusted really hard and took the tent off over the cliff and the 2 lads were laid in their sleeping bags looking very shocked, in a matter of seconds everything they had was blown over the cliff, they slept in their car and went home the next day, they had a singer chamois...........any good ?
2007-01-10 11:15:36
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answered by justice 2
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Yeah, the one that happened to me the last time I went to the New Forest
Woke up in the middle of the night desperate for a number 2
Struggled to put my jeans on and only got half way before my guts exploded
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2007-01-10 11:45:39
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answered by Anonymous
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Do you mean ones for telling AT camp? or ones about camp? one I know is (very shortened version) lady helps old lady with her shopping bags, old lady has very hairy hands (it doesn't sound that scary, but draw it out and embelish).
2007-01-10 11:12:28
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answered by Simon 3
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I'm sure lots of people can but no writer is going to share a good idea. It's bad luck to talk about your ideas before you write them.
2007-01-11 06:22:00
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answered by gerrifriend 6
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camping is horror enough for me
2007-01-12 01:28:12
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answered by hotclaws 5
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what about the axe weilding maniac that lives in the woods? gone mad because of his past? at night he roams around the woods looking for victims? don't know just made it up
2007-01-10 11:08:43
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answered by rebecca g 1
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