I'm pretty sure there must be a connection between Chappaquidick and 9/11. Dont you think?
And the stain on Monica Lewinsky's dress has to be connected to WMD some how. I know it!
2007-01-10 02:51:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Oh you know it.
Its all Teds fault. If he werent flat out drunk on his watch at the ocean ports he would have intercepted the homing pigeon that Osama sent to the hijackers telling them what flights to target.
If he didnt love the sauce so, it all could have been prevented.
Oh and the stain on Monicas dress was actually a top secret secret CIA map of the location of the WMDs thats why she never washed it.
2007-01-10 03:16:10 · answer #1 · answered by Perplexed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not ask a real question rather than this silliness. I am not going to comment on Kennedy because I think that part of your question is beyond stupid. As for Clinton the answer is yes he must share some of the responsibility for 911. Does this make him solely responsible? The answer is no, but there were policies put into place under Clinton which made it difficult for us to gather intelligence and properly disseminate it among different government agencies which had a need to know. Further, Clinton devastated the intelligence budget. In order to get a proper picture of American involvement in the growth of terrorism around the world the actions of every administration going back to Eisenhower must critically examined. It will not change the past, nor does it make any President culpable for terrorism, but it might help us understand how best to fight terrorism and situations which lead to its spread. Making silly and irrelevant comparisons is just an attempt to diminish proper critical discussion.
2007-01-10 11:05:05 · answer #2 · answered by Bryan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you are right...really the kennedy's have long been known to have been involved with the mob...ted's family has a history of ppl 'disappearing' or dying under unusual circumstances...perhaps ted has planned this all along i mean really as a politician he knows how to weld his power to get what he wants, he knows how to take bribes and knows how to cover up murder. ..its seems to me and i am sure there is evidence to back this up somewhere on the net that with his party's political future waning the he had to do something to get ppl interested so he set this up with clinton's help. clinton we know took a 'campaign' contribution from a well known and very rich saudi prince who lo and behold is also known to support al qaida...theres the connection ! they planned all of this then with the help of the extremists in the media they set bush up with faulty intel collected during clinton's administration and voted for the war to encourage other dem's to do so then backed off afterwards and said 'no...we shouldn't have gone to war, knowing full well it was their faulty intel that brought us there....clever really. the stain on monica's dress....dna evidence of clinton that proves he is really the weapon of mass destruction...if he would have pulled the trigger on bin laden years ago or asked maddy albright to not war the paki prez we were coming for bin laden none of this would have happened....man, you are good ! i also knew ted was the anti-christ from the east but never thought through the evidence...this is so much more believable than that loosechange crap.
2007-01-10 11:02:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whats wrong with you? Don't you realize, that its all Clintons fault? All of it...Eve, the apple... CLINTON... you know his womanizing ways. It still would be paradise if he had n't seduced Eve into biting that apple.
War, pestilence? CLINTON.
He coulda, shoulda known what was going to happen almost a year after he left office and gone and killed Osama when he had the chance....while Osama was in his cradle. Then this whole thing never would have happened.
Never for a moment forget that CLINTON did it....whatever IT is.
2007-01-10 11:07:50 · answer #4 · answered by justa 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Boy ! This has got to be worst question I have ever read on yahoo answers. If you or anyone believes crap like this you really need help.
2007-01-10 11:25:59 · answer #5 · answered by day by day 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a stupid question. did you just ask this to stir it up? I guess you will grasp on anything to keep from discussing real problem with real solutions.
2007-01-10 11:27:03 · answer #6 · answered by copestir 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no. Ted Kennedy's alcohol consumption has caused global warming.
2007-01-10 11:01:11 · answer #7 · answered by curious_One 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, he does have access to classified information & drunks are known for speaking out of turn. Oh sorry!
2007-01-10 10:57:24 · answer #8 · answered by Wolfpacker 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I heard the weapon responsible for the monica thing was a weapon of minor destruction
2007-01-10 10:56:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
if teddy had been driving a VW Beetle he could be president
(VW Beetles used to float)
2007-01-10 10:57:05 · answer #10 · answered by bl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋