When I was in college, at the local watering hole after a game.
I've never been much of a flirt, more the quiet type.
This stunning young thing walks right up to me with her sassy dark brown eyes and says: "I saw, you.... nice game, have you taken your shower yet? I'll hold the soap".
I've never laughed so hard in my life.....
2007-01-10 05:40:55
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answer #1
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answered by JC 7
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Never used a pickup line, but I said to an Italian lady friend of mine when she was explaining some mathematical formula on the computer monitor, I looked for a while & said "I don't get that. How could I keep looking at the monitor, when I can see your smile which is brighter!" She initially groaned, but later she smiled & we hung out.
2007-01-10 10:14:01
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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Nice Shoes Wanna F
2007-01-10 11:30:32
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answered by Anonymous
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Pick-up lines are for dummies and knuckledraggers.
I've never used them. Usually just saying 'Hi!' with a smile, then just letting the conversation flow at a natural pace works for me.
Actually I'm a recovering shy person.
And you? What do you say? If anything, Goldielocks.
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2007-01-11 02:38:17
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answered by Freesumpin 7
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I dont have any pick up lines... I just say .. can I call you.. if she says no I stalk her for 7-10 months...or until the restraining order kicks in...
2007-01-10 10:12:54
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answered by Anonymous
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Believe it or not, I've actually gotten the "So, do you come here often?" line, but this one definitely takes the cake:
There's one thing I'm looking for in you...me!
2007-01-10 10:14:11
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answered by Last Call 4
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I went to a bar a long time ago and this one woman walked right up to me and asked "Hi, wanna f***?" True story. How much more to the point can you get?
2007-01-10 10:36:34
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answered by Chistiaŋ 7
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The worst pick up line someone has said to me was "I'm going to shoot you with a knife!"
2007-01-10 10:15:36
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answer #8
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answered by Sandor K 2
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Hey baby duck, how about slicing me off a slab of that stuff.
2007-01-10 10:12:20
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answered by Casinomule 3
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He said he thought that my open toe pumps were gorgeous, the he asked if he could try them on.
2007-01-10 10:12:41
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answered by Manx 5
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