2007-01-09 22:39:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I turned up drunk at 7am on a Sunday morning proudly announcing to my boss and customers " I'm drunk! i only stopped drinking an hour ago!" I would have got away with this if i had gone home when i was told, however i insisted that i would be fine after a few coffees and my boss gave me the benefit of the doubt. this proved to be my fatal error, cos as i staggered through to the staff room, i was overcome with drowsiness and promptly passed out on the shop floor. Throwing up on myself whilst unconscious whilst sprawled amongst the soft drinks, was however, the final nail in my employment coffin!
2007-01-11 03:52:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Never have, I walked out and told them to poke their job before they got the chance to sack me.
2007-01-10 01:26:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was a gift at christmas, it came under the tree. "straight from Sant's bag" I was told. It contained: "all natural nuts selected by the most choosey squirrels" I am assured to "have a ball with the suckers!"
2007-01-10 09:52:46 · answer #3 · answered by aka.rene 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Trying to establish a trade union in the workplace.
2007-01-09 22:46:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've never been given the sack =)
2007-01-09 22:46:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bought the oats inside
2007-01-11 17:47:12 · answer #6 · answered by hotclaws 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought it was a sack race - but it was the rat race
2007-01-09 22:46:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jump before you are pushed is not a bad philosophy
2007-01-09 23:31:50 · answer #8 · answered by reggie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got help from lots of people then i denied them all
2007-01-10 03:42:37 · answer #9 · answered by NoxecA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Over my shoulder
2007-01-10 07:47:10 · answer #10 · answered by . 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋