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I am in love, i think

2007-01-09 21:10:09 · 14 answers · asked by milkyman 1 in Health Men's Health

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Wow, so to you a pet shop is like a brothel where you can walk in and hire a poosie cat for the night. Hey dude, you need psychiatric re-evaluation.

2007-01-09 23:53:58 · answer #1 · answered by StingRay 2 · 0 0

I'm not a psychologist, but what sort of love?

There's caring, which is perfectly natural because it taps your paternal and fraternal instincts. You want to help, protect and care for your furry friend.

There's friendship, which is also perfectly natural, which just means you enjoy the company of your pet.

Then there's lust, which could be natural... I guess... but the law frowns on it. As do most religions. If you find yourself wondering if you need to wear a condom to avoid getting your dog pregnant, please see a professional.

Especially if your dog is male.

2007-01-09 21:16:47 · answer #2 · answered by wood_vulture 4 · 1 0

When "Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to give her poor dog a bone" is read out in class, how it must make you blush! And assuming it to be a male dog, do you refer to him as your gaynine friend!?? LOL

2007-01-09 23:18:17 · answer #3 · answered by Flumma 2 · 0 0

Just be sure to close the door, and DO NOT video tape anything. Remember, leave no evidence!!!!

LOL

Good luck with that! What breed is your dog, and is it male or female?

2007-01-09 22:32:02 · answer #4 · answered by Tan Zanite 3 · 0 0

Sick Ba****d. For God sake go to Mental Hospital seek help.

2007-01-10 00:41:00 · answer #5 · answered by Simon.©™ 7 · 0 0

I consider my cat to be my child...stupid public school system wouldn't let her enroll!! Talk about discrimination!!

2007-01-09 21:15:50 · answer #6 · answered by Shanana 4 · 1 0

ok, ask the dog out? good luck tho

2007-01-09 21:35:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

consider your dog as your child then it will be positive except that who knows what u will do ?

2007-01-09 21:31:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Because it's a pretty common phenomenon?....

2007-01-09 21:29:17 · answer #9 · answered by Nikkers 6 · 1 0

dude, before it develops into something sickening that i DONT want to be thinking about - SEEK HELP

2007-01-09 21:15:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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