Can mollusks be gay? I was at the beach and these little mollusks were all over each other.?

Question

How can I tell if they're male or female.

p.s. My science teacher is a dyke.

Answer 1

I believe that Mollusks may be gay and heterosexual because they are Asexual meaning that they have both male and female reproductive organs so they can be whatever they want to be. Just like you when you grow up.

Answer 2

From the Monty Python sketch about Mollusks:

Zorba Yes, the mollusc is a randy little fellow whose primitive brain scarcely strays from the subject of the you know what.
Mrs Jalin (going back to sofa) Disgusting!
Mr Jalin Ought not to be allowed.
Zorba The randiest of the gastropods is the limpet. This hot-blooded little beast with its tent-like shell is always on the job. Its extra-marital activities are something startling. Frankly I don't know how the female limpet finds the time to adhere to the rock-face. How am I doing?
Mrs Jalin Disgusting.
Mr Jalin But more interesting.
Mrs Jalin Oh yes, tch, tch, tch.
Zorba Another loose-living gastropod is the periwinkle. This shameless little libertine with its characteristic ventral locomotion ... is not the marrying kind: 'Anywhere anytime' is its motto. Up with the shell and they're at it.
Mrs Jalin How about the lamellibranchs?
Zorba I'm coming to them ... the great scallop (holds one up) ... this tatty, scrofulous old rapist, is second in depravity only to the common clam. (holds up a clam) This latter is a right whore, a harlot, a trollop, a cynical bed-hopping firm-breasted Rabelaisian bit of sea food that makes Fanny Hill look like a dead Pope... and finally among the lamellibranch bivalves, that most depraved of the whole sub-species - the whelk. The whelk is nothing but a homosexual of the worst kind. This gay boy of the gastropods, this queer crustacean, this mincing mollusc, this screaming, prancing, limp-wristed queen of the deep...

Answer 3

Use links below to discover..........

If that is what they call your science teacher.......what do they call you?


http://www.lib.washington.edu/sla/bibliog.htm

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http://sujaiblog.blogspot.com/2007/01/sexual-practices-in-nature.html
Sexual orgy



A mollusk, Sea Hare, is a hermaphrodite. It is both male and female and it wants to satisfy both the organs. It can take care of its masculine and feminine side at the same time. Two Sea Hares come together and start copulating and soon many others may join them; they all form a chain or a ring to participate in a sexual orgy. Such a sexual marathon can go on for hours resulting in many eggs.

Answer 4

Now now , the important thing isnt if the mollusks are gay or not. The important thing is if they are happy and that you didnt piss in their drinking water!! :O)