the entire contents of their treasury trying to build a solid gold Lada for a busty girl named Natasha?
2007-01-09 15:55:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
wow. i have so little in common with so many of you.
2007-01-09 15:59:41 · update #1
Not quite - I accidentally became the Secretary of the Treasury of Latvia (it was late, we were all drunk and I THOUGHT that dude with the accent and the mustasche was KIDDING when he said he was the Prime Minister!).
I met an attractive girl named Svetlana in the back street behind the Riga railroad station - she said she was a "student" and needed $ 1 billion dollars to pay her tuition. She had really big boobs and looked really really sad.
So, I did what any man would do in that situation - I had the entire treasury of Latvia put in the form of a cashier's check, and I met Svetlana in the Riga Airport Marriott Hotel.
Two hours later, I was a VERY satisfied man.
And the entire Latvian state budget for Fiscal Year 2007 had been handed over to a slim Ukranian prostitute.
The Latvian Parliament was a little upset about that..
So, I went to the Latvian Air Force Base, borrowed the country's only jet fighter plane, and flew back home to America.
They're still upset though!!!
And I promised them I'd make a payment plan - $ 20 a week every week for the next 150,000 years.
That's reasonable, right?
2007-01-09 16:05:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
sort of... I accidentally became the leader of Estonia and then squandered the entire contents of their treasury trying to build a solid gold Lada for a busty girl named _Irina_. does that count?
2007-01-09 23:59:36 · answer #2 · answered by car of boat 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I wish that happened to me and not what really happened.
I was walking along looking for King Solomon's diamond mines when I stumbled upon the throne at a beautiful watery city.
At first it was a blast, the people loved me as their ruler. Then one day I was walking along my kingdom and came across a volcano. Not thinkng what I was doing, I threw in a can of new formula coke. It was then that a devastating noise rang out and hot liquid magma spewed forth from the volcano.
Fortunately I had my hang-glider with me and managed to glide my way to safety. As I looked over my shoulder whilst flying, I saw the entire kingdom being swept up by the ocean before sinking!
The name of my kingdom? Atlantis
2007-01-10 00:09:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't she a mail-order bride
2007-01-10 00:01:42 · answer #4 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
thats hilarious
2007-01-10 00:04:02 · answer #5 · answered by ohbladee 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No!
2007-01-09 23:58:39 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋