I Need To Get Back At Someone?

Question

I am a sophomore in high school, and today a friend of mine got juicy juice all over me today, on purpose. I need a way to get back at him. Anyone have ideas?

Answer 1

Sure...get all your friends to leave a whole shitload of "sticky notes" on his locker every chance you get.
A few suggestions:

Tom (or whatever):
The Eeny-Teeny-Weeny Condom Company just called. They got your name from an old girlfriend, and want to send you a complimentary catalog.

Tom:
The Imperial Medical Testing lab just called. The results of your AIDS test is in...and you need to call them RIGHT NOW!

Tom:
Virgil came by, and said that he's tired of y'all living this lie. If you don't come out of the closet by Friday, HE will.

I'm sure y'all can come up with many others.
Good luck.

Answer 2

lol when you have gone through 23 girl friends you have ideas for this kind of a thing, even tho you are kinda young some of these might help, drive 9 inch long nails through the person's door at night if done correctly this should take about 40 seconds and by the time they wake up and find em out you would be gone and they would be peeing their pants, if they drive a car take a piece of balogna and stick it anywhere on the paint and after a day in sun when they take off the meat the paint will chip off (which would be imposible to re touch) :) lets see what els oh yeah walk up to them with a chain saw reving and "drop" the thing by mistake take some time of cut ends off your hair and sprinkle em gentaly on his/her lunch humm what else the 9 inch nail one is awsome tho try it :)

Answer 3

What a scumbag sodomite weasel pig! How could he do something so terrible to you.
You should immediately announce this over the P.A.system at your school and arrange to have him dragged through the streets by the masses who will pelt him with rotten vegetables and delivered up before the courts, placed on trial,found guilty,publicly flogged,assets confiscated,family sold into slavery and he should be executed publicly by the guillotine and afterwards we will all go to Mcdonalds for a nice lunch.

Answer 4

haha. hmm what i would do.
1. when they arent looking, pour some soda/water down their back.
2. throw hot cheetos at them [since hot cheetos are red]
3. put tape on his back or something sticky, then dont tell him. wait til someone else does.

Answer 5

I would recommend revenge but I'd be a hypocrit if I did. And revenge doesn't solve anything....unless you re-word it to 'avenge'.

If he continues to do annoying things and isn't forgivable then he shouldn't be a friend.

Answer 6

There is some liquid in a bottle that smells horrible that you can put on him.

Answer 7

1) Get a syringe (minus needle) or similar device. Mix two tubes of epoxy glue with a little rubbing alcohol. You now have about half an hour to fill locks, door jambs, etc. before glue hardens. If you can't get the epoxy glue and seringe, a tube of airplane cement can also be used although not as permanent.

2) An alternative use for the syringe, is to pretend to shoot up while a teacher is watching. If they speak to you, tell them you have to do it because school is so horrible.

3) Call the school and leave the phone off the hook. The way some (but not all) phone systems work this will tie up their phone for as long as yours is off the hook.

4) Protest U.S. aid to reactionary regimes abroad by defoliating plants around the school or by digging a bomb crater on the front lawn. When the ecology freaks complain, ask them where they were when the U.S. was doing the same thing to Indochina.

5) Draw or paste something 'obscene' on pull-down wall maps or movie screens.

6) Get some of the punch cards that your school uses for taking attendance. PUnch new holes in them either with a keypunch machine or a screwdriver. Then switch the cards with others wherever they are stored. If you can figure out the code the cards are punched by this has even more possibilities. You can often be just as effective without actually repunching the cards by redistributing them a few days after you collect them (particularly when they're used for attendance)

7) Start an information service to get new students opinions and warnings about the teachers and administrators before enrollment day.

8)Bad food? Have a good old fashioned food war.

9) In gym classes or in hallways between classes, have massive searches for your 'lost' contact lenses, telling people not to walk through the hall or 'you might step on it'

10) If your school still has a dress code protest it, having everyone so something disruptive that does not violate the code. For example, dye your hair green with food colouring.

11) Free all the animals in the biology classroom.

12) Write a 'consumer report' on the 'education' you've been consuming. Distribute it to parents at school functions.

13) Periodically have students go to the office to have some rumor confirmed or denied.

14) Perform citizen's arrests of administrators for destroying the minds of youth then telephone the police to come and take the criminals into custody. (This would be an excellent guerilla theatre action.)

15) Rip off dishes and silverware from the cafeteria, towels from the gym, stencils and paper from the duplicating room, layout equiptment from the art and drafting departments, tools from the wood shop, and light bulbs from the sockets. Give them to a needy movement group.

16) During lunch, turn on and light all the gas jets in the science labs.

17) Change the teachers sugar in the staff room with cocaine, the teachers might start playing some games with you.

18) You can make a very effective fuse by inserting a non-filter cigarette in a book of matches so that it touches the head of some matches and will ignite them when it burns down that far. Then, loosely crumple paper around the matches and cigarettes so that they are hidden. Toss it in a wastebasket or any other area with a lot of papers preferrably in the office. It takes about 5 minutes to ignite--by then you can be on the other side of the building. Practice this at home before trying it.

19) Have giant coughing and sneezing epidemics in class or study hall.

20) Rub lipstick, glue, vaseline, or **** onto the doorknobs of the school's administrative offices.

21) Swallow some snake btie antidote then walk to the principals office. The antidote (most types are harmeless--make sure you get that kind) will make you vomit. Do so all over his/her carpet, desk, clothing, etc. then apologize profusely.

22) Pick up some dog training liquid at any pet store--it smells like concentrated piss. And if you cant figure ot what to do with that then you shouldn't be reading this.

23) Remove contents of teacher's mailboxes. Print up everything that's confidential or interesting.

24) Leave notes and hints that 'Tuesday's the day'

25) Impersonate parental voices and make irate phone calls to the office.

26) Make a super stink bomb out of Hydrogen Sulfide and put somewhere in the ventilating system. This has cleared school buildings for days.

27) If your school has a suspended ceiling (a ceiling composed of rectangles or squares resting on a frame so that the rectangles can be pushed up) you can put a dead fish-- or anything else-- above them. Or put it into empty lockers and glue them shut.

28) Put signs on your locker saying "This locker will self destruct if opened for inspection".

29) give your school library a subscription to a good underground newspaper from your area and insist that they make it available to students.

30) Print up false notices frequently using the same format as the school uses and distribute them to the teachers' mailboxes. Eventually they'll never know what to beleive.

31) Make your own passes, forms, tickets, etc. or lift them out of teacher's desks.

32) Need a signature? Collect things that have teachers' signatures on them. Paste them all down on a sheet of white paper and either xerox or print up a bunch of copies. Forge when useful. (When getting started you might put a piece of carbon paper under the signature with a carbon paper facing down on what you want signed. Then trace over the name with a steady relaxed hand. Practice makes perfect.)

33) Do some revolutionary wall painting. All you need is a can of spray paint (red?) plus a little imagination and courage. Then write your favorite slogans on walls, sidewalks, blackboards, etc. If you are a perfectionist you can make a stencil, but that limits the size of what you can do. WEAR GLOVES or you will cergainly get tell-tale paint on your spraying finger.

34) Are certain teachers or administrators misbehaving? Print up a rat sheet with their names and telephone numbers and distribute it. Now students can call up at any time and reprimand them -- 3:00 AM for example. Also you could order them pizzas ... plumbers ... think BIG!

35) Break into your school at night and burn it down. To get inside you can either hide in the building during the day and wait until the janitor leaves (know in advance what time that is), or come in later at night and either force your way through the door, find an open window, or break a window. If you use the latter method do it a few hours or days in advance so you dont get caught if it attracts attentioncauthe if it attracts attention. Be careful not to leave fingerprints -- wear gloves all the time if possible. Once inside, make sure the walls will light well by placing loose paper or wood around them, or squirting lighter fluid, kerosene, or gasoline onto them. If a lot of burnable boxes are stacked in one area spread them around. Start the fire from the inside of the building so that it will take longer before it can be seen from the windows. Make sure the fire has a way to travel from one burnable area to another. Of course you should wear dark clothes and know exactly where you are going when you split.

36) Get hold of a film to be shown at a school assembly and splice in parts of another movie of your own choice before the assembly. A little imagination on your part will make for an unforgettable day.

37) Clog up the drains of sinks with clay, then turn on the water after everyone leaves school.

38) Teachers often leave gradebooks, conduct sheets, and attendance records unguarded. Take every chance to help yourself.

39) Put up posters all around the school. To make them stick permanently use Pet evaporated milk for glue.

40) You could ice-pick tires as a warning -- but make sure you have a total enemy before you put sugar in their gas tank.

41) Start wailing in the halls.

42) If you cant find any skunks, let chickens loose in the school ... or pigeons!

43) Create the 'WEB OF THREAD' in your classroom. Have everybody in your class bring a spool of thread -- with extras for people who forget. Tie your thread onto something and pass the spools around until you run out, winding thread around anything and everything. (It is best to pick on one of your more dullwitted teachers for this one). Explain you did it in the name of art.

44) Carry and pretend to sell oregano rolled in papers and aspirin with the name filed off.

45) Put Calcium Carbide (available in some parts of the country as 'Gopher-Go' also available in some hobby and joke shops) in a gelatin capsule and flush down a toilet or sink. Calcium Carbide reacts violently with water, quickly producing large ammounts of HIGHLY FLAMMABLE gas and bursting pipes, etc. as soon as water dissolves the capsule.

46) Ride a bicycle down a busy hall.

47) Save your book reports and essays. Give them to other students to use next year or re-use them yourself with different teachers.

48) Play with lightin and microphone controls during 'important' assemblies.

49) Persuade the graduating class to use their senior gift money for something useful or subversive.

50) Reprint this in your underground newspaper or on a leaflet or buy bulk copies and pass them around.

51) Demand that all equipment being stored rather than being used be made available to students.

52) Hide dead fish in ceiling tiles, desks, etc.

53) If your school wont have a teacher evaluation make up some forms and do it yourself. Compile the result and publicize them to students, faculty, school board, and community.

54) Use your 'free choice' book reports, term papers, etc. to read revolutionary literature and further political education of you and your class.

55) Have a student lie on the ground. When a teacher comes scream 'he jumped' and point to the roof or third floor window. Mumble "Fred dared him" or "maybe it was LSD"

56) Make an address list of disliked adults in your school. Answer sex ads for them -- or order them a few gross items (C. O. D. of course)

57) Toss handfulls of BB's on the floors of busy halls, assemblies, graduation ceremonies, weddings, funerals...

58) Steal cafeteria trays or plates, burn large holes in them, and turn them into the school washer saying 'I guess the food did it'

59) Leave phoney letters of resignation from teachers or administrators on the principals desk.

60) Get a small group to always carry screwdrivers and slowly dismantle the school.

61) Lots of bomb scares tend to break up the boredom especially during exams or beautiful days.

62) Photograph teachers and administrators constantly -- even without film.

63) If you've got the nerve piss in your pants while giving an oral report.

64) Splice into your school's intercom system (from a remote hidden spot). Now you have your own guerilla radio station. Play on!

65) Drop large bottles of ether in science class.

66) Hang your teacher! Hang a hangman's noose from a tree-make a dummy.