to a naked man/woman? Also, what shouldn't you say before you have sex with a man/woman?
2007-01-09 13:56:45 · 19 answers · asked by PrettyEyes 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
To a naked man........
Is that all you've got?
My last bf was bigger
My little brother's is bigger than that
To a naked woman.................
You really do need that bra
can we turn the light out
you look nothing like ................. (insert any other woman's name, esp a sexy one)
Before sex.................
Is it in yet?
I can't feel you
tell me when to moan
2007-01-09 22:40:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You looked bigger on the computer!, (If you just see a random naked person like, outside) wow, I thought i was having a bad day..., and what you shouldn't say before sex: we have to hurry, my dad is coming home in a half and hour
2007-01-09 22:08:55 · answer #2 · answered by macloveskingtut 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Things NOT to say to a naked woman:
Honey, did you know your fat rolls look like a topographical map of the Swiss Alps?
Wow, I have never seen a beaver that actually LOOKS like a beaver...
Are those your real teeth?
2007-01-09 22:02:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You shouldn't call a woman a whore before sex or tell them they look like cottage cheese... yeah those things will turn her off real quick.
2007-01-09 22:02:39 · answer #4 · answered by chanteuse87 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(to a naked woman) hey, aren't those supposed to be up higher than that?
this applies to both scenarios
2007-01-09 22:05:18 · answer #5 · answered by squatch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naked man: "That's it?"
Naked woman: "Wow, your jeans really slimmed down your hips."
Before sex: "What's your name again?"
2007-01-09 22:00:39 · answer #6 · answered by Basiate 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
naked: You really should get surgery to get rid of that left over flab from your stomach staple job.
before sex: you should really take a bath first.
2007-01-09 22:03:01 · answer #7 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where is the rest of it - to a man
2007-01-09 22:06:31 · answer #8 · answered by Angel Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man...commenting on size....applies to both questions
Woman...commenting on weight...applies to both questions
2007-01-09 22:02:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
little things come in big packages ....lol...to a man
2007-01-09 22:04:39 · answer #10 · answered by bo_dela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋