things ive learned?

Question

1. dont wrestle on hard wood floor on a blanket(u WILL slip and so will the person ur wrestling and someone will break their leg!)
2.dont run on concrete if u can run (u will fall!)
3. when ur on a swing dont go till u know ur on the seat
4.dont stand under a treehouse if it is loose (it will fall on u)
5.if ur gonna climb a ladder make sure the person whos up there dosent have a basketball (they will drop it!)
6.dont lean side ways on a bed (u will flip off!)

these are somethings ive done and as u can tell im bored! do u have anything uve learned thats funny

Answer 1

Don't try to drink a gallon of milk in an hour (you'll throw it up)

When your box fan makes noises like popcorn, that's not a good sign (the motor blew up)

Answer 2

Don't smell cayenne pepper (you will singe all nose hairs!!)