Anything at all.
2007-01-09 13:03:42 · 8 answers · asked by Atlas 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh, and why?
2007-01-09 13:05:34 · update #1
to talk, so i could rent him to the circus
2007-01-09 13:07:39 · answer #1 · answered by verticalshorty_2005 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If I could, I would teach an ape to rape a grape.
Why?
Just because!
2007-01-09 21:07:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would teach him to light a fart,play chess,and roll a big doobie.
2007-01-09 21:12:23 · answer #3 · answered by zita 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sign language, so it could communicate with humans,
2007-01-09 21:33:07 · answer #4 · answered by Contemplate Silence 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To take out the trash, because I am tired of doing it.
2007-01-09 21:07:33 · answer #5 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My bosses job.I think ape or monkey could do it better.
2007-01-09 21:15:34 · answer #6 · answered by dreamweaver021557 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How to clean house
2007-01-10 00:22:46 · answer #7 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to stay away from humans
couse we are mean to animals
2007-01-09 21:11:14 · answer #8 · answered by gone 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋