2007-01-09 13:00:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I got stuck in jail.
2007-01-09 13:03:44 · answer #1 · answered by ╦╩╔╩╦ O.J. ╔╩╦╠═ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You didn't kill it fast enough. Now, you have to kill both of them. "And the crowd went wild!"
2007-01-09 21:10:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She found out I had her fixed.
2007-01-09 21:07:30 · answer #3 · answered by *♥♫Hedy♫♥* 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My parrot said I was infringing on her right to privacy, and I was discriminating against her for having wings, yet she only wants to sit on me shoulder
2007-01-09 21:05:23 · answer #4 · answered by ~The Medieval Islander~ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
he was sentenced to death, because she was too busy talking to Larry King.
2007-01-09 21:04:25 · answer #5 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My pet got shot.
I got laid.
2007-01-09 21:04:19 · answer #6 · answered by 28characters 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋