1. I have two words to describe you. In. Sane.
2. Paris and Britney were soooo idiotic.
3. I know I was a real jerk.....blah,blah,blah.
4. As if we needed any more drama, here comes your ex girlfriend.
5. And there he was....Johnny Depp!!
6. I had left a curler in my hair!
2007-01-09 12:35:12 · 4 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
I couldn't care less about Johnny Depp...I evoke his name because I know the young girls think he's cute. My guy is Marshal Matt Dillon!
This is a creative question for Yahoo....nothing more,folks. Sheesh.
2007-01-09 15:00:10 · update #1
"No. No, no, no, I'm not listening," Sheri emphatically stated as she ran away, fingers in her ears, from her friend Denise. "I'm not listening to you, no no no I'm not." Denise gasped in exasperation. "I have two words to describe you. In. Sane. Why won't you just go?" Sheri turned and frowned. "Mark Vittengasse? Captain of the Chess Club, Senator of the Sci Fi Society, Mark. Yeah. I don't think so." Denise pouted. "But the boy has a nice personality. Not like those gorillas you usually date. Besides, I told him I could get you to go!" Sheri actually snarled. "Yeah, you did, you selfish thing. I know your game. Stick me with Mark and you get Sam! Star of the football team, hunky older brother, Sam! Well, I'm not buying this!" Sheri stomped off and made her way to the park to ponder her existence and dream of the date she really wanted to go on. She knew exactly how it would go, and talked to herself as she described it.
"I'd just finished crafting a fantastic hairdo, and I was wearing a dress to die for - maybe that pretty blue one I'dhad my eye on. I was upstairs finishing my makeup when, what's that I heard? The doorbell! I hurried and finished my makeup and rushed downstairs. I reached out for the doorknob, but wait - something caught my eye as it flew past my cheek. Oh gosh, I had left a curler in my hair! I pulled that out, tossed it in my purse, and opened the door. And there he was... Johnny Depp!"
Having now reached the epitome of perfection, Sheri sat back and sighed. She would much rather date Captain Jack of the Black Pearl. Not Captain Mark of the Chess Club.
Wrapped as she was in blissful solitude, Sheri didn't care when two people came walking down the bike trail towards her. "Paris and Britney were soooo idiotic," the girl told the guy. "All last week, it's "I hate you" this and "You stink" that and "I'm sorry" here and "Forgive me" there and "I know I was a real jerk... blah, blah, blah." On and on with those two. Never ends." Suddenly the girl stopped and pulled the guy's arm. "As if we needed any more drama, here comes your ex girlfriend. Pretend we don't see her." The guy nodded, not wanting to anger his current girlfriend, and the two made their way quietly past. Sheri watched but didn't say anything. When the two were gone, Sheri stood and brushed a leaf from her sweater. She sighed.
"Maybe I should just go with Mark," she pondered to herself. "Denise was right. I've got to get someone with a good personality, instead of just good looks." She sighed and smiled softly. Johnny Depp was more than likely out of her league anyway.
2007-01-10 03:23:50 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i know you have a fetish for johnny depp! :)
the phrases you've given are too much drama for a first date... think the date won't end up well, i'm afraid, so i'm not going to try...
2007-01-09 21:00:29 · answer #2 · answered by wat_more_can_i_say? 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No! I don't think I could write anything that included those phrases.
I hope you don't use them on a first date, either.
2007-01-09 20:43:14 · answer #3 · answered by Ranto 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
okay... *backs away slowly*
2007-01-09 20:39:36 · answer #4 · answered by A V 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋