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I was in the first grade and i ate to many cheeseburgers during lunch and when my teacher picked the class up I was the line leader, and didn't feel to good and accidentally threw up on my teacher's shoes.

2007-01-09 13:36:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I had an appointment with my new cardiologist (a woman), and she asked to see the copy of my EKG that I carry with me.When I opened my wallet, the condom I keep in there flew out and landed in her lap.I thought I was going to die right there.She just threw it back and said "I'm glad I didn't ask to see your scar (from my heart surgery)it's hard to tell what would have jumped out."

2007-01-10 00:03:21 · answer #2 · answered by whitey3169 3 · 1 0

Walking around at school with blood on my pants. I didn't feel a thing!

2007-01-09 21:15:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i told my boss that we must be having a muasatwa[?] instead of a dejavu.

2007-01-09 23:19:27 · answer #4 · answered by sheljean64 2 · 0 0

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