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I like your lines. Those are the only ones I've ever heard. And yes, they're working.

2007-01-09 14:21:51 · answer #1 · answered by E_Soup 5 · 1 0

Hehe, someone used a really funny one on me. It was: "Do you clean your pants with Windex? Because I can practically see myself in them!" I laughed so hard, I almost fell down. It didn't work on me, but it gave me a good laugh and it was by far the best one I've ever heard.

2007-01-09 20:34:13 · answer #2 · answered by Jazz 2 · 1 0

It wasn't really a pick up line but a "line" nonetheless...When I was in high school, I was on a date with this guy who was really hot, but really shy too. He said "I'll bet you a dollar I can kiss you without touching you", I said "let's see", he kissed me, then handed me a dollar and said "you win". He was so sweet. I still have that dollar somewhere...

2007-01-09 20:36:53 · answer #3 · answered by msuzyq 4 · 2 0

He said: Baby, you got an onion butt?
I said: A WHAT!?!?!
He Said: Looks so good make a grown man cry.

Yes it did work. Im still with him 41/2 years later.

2007-01-09 20:58:22 · answer #4 · answered by Sarah S 3 · 1 0

you are the kind of woman a man would leave his home, his wife, his car and his dog for~ pretty good one huh? the guy was like 60 so flattering yes did it work no. it would have in my younger days def.

2007-01-09 20:33:40 · answer #5 · answered by pa625 5 · 1 0

No matter if you have anything in your hand or not "if you can guess what I have in my hand I will take you home and make mad passionate love to you," the answer to whatever the guess "close enough" and no it didn't work

2007-01-09 20:35:27 · answer #6 · answered by Joshua K 2 · 1 0

Okay, I got one. "That's a nice hat you have there. I would look much better, on my bedroom floor in the morning".
Hows that for eye rolling fun?

2007-01-10 07:27:50 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

The funniest one I've heard is "*crew me if I'm wrong , but you wanna f*** me" It worked on my female friend.

2007-01-09 20:33:49 · answer #8 · answered by tokes 3 · 1 0

Are you a lightswitch...cause you are turnin me on. lol I think it is funny.It would work on me cause a corny guy can be kinda cute.

2007-01-09 20:33:29 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♡CrocsRule♡♥ 1 · 1 0

Hey big boy, you wanna get lucky? No it didn't work

2007-01-09 20:32:25 · answer #10 · answered by Rudy 2 · 1 0

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