Aren't school croosing guards a plot by Liberals to destroy America?

Question

I was sitting in my car at a crossing guard holding a stop sign, and it occurred to me that this is terrible.

It's a Liberal plot to take responsibilty away from the child's parents and give it to some total stranger. Shouldn't parents be responsible about getting their kids to and from school? Aren't parents missing the joy of taking one's children to school just so some stranger does it?

And I'm paying for it! Isn't it enough that I have to pay for other peoples kids schooling? What do I get out of it? And now I have to pay for the Liberals to destroy family love and responsibility by having some stranger prevent children from getting run over. It sickens me.

And the people these Liberals (probably commies actually) get to do this job! The people I see are a bunch of retired, old ladies that probably cant get a job anywhere else. They probably use this job to supplement the money they suck out of the economy by way of Social Security.

Would running over the kids help end this

Answer 1

I love this question!! When they look into the mirror you just held in front of them, I wonder what they will see? Anything?

Answer 2

Nice job pretending to be a complete psychotic moron to get rational people fired up on yahoo answers. Nobody is this idiotic.

Wait, are they??

ps. Yes, you should definitely run over children at every opportunity.

Answer 3

You are correct, it's reverse Darwinism (I thought Liberals worship Darwin).

Answer 4

You got my vote for most insane/homicidal question of the year.

Answer 5

You're lack of common knowledge is shocking and very disturbing.

Answer 6

You figured it out,you're a genius...

Answer 7

looky here. they're hiring.

http://www.co.ho.md.us/Police/Docs/schoolcrossingguards.pdf