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i cant stop getting wood in school. and it is pretty noticeable. and lucky me, i sit closest to the door and i always have to get up to hit tghe lights before we use the smart board and she makes me hand out paper work. and they just wont go away. i finally decided to do suin about it when my dad woke me up for school and i was lying in bed under the blanket with a massive erection. make it ******* stop. Not to mention puberty came along and now its bigger qand more noticeable when it happens. i usually just try to pull it up and have it pulled against my pants. and cant notice it. but the kid that sits next to me in class thinks i have crabs cuz i have my hands down my pants adjusting my problem every ten minutes! im 14 bye the way. and i need some help!!!

2007-01-09 11:31:18 · 17 answers · asked by seamorebuts444 1 in Health Men's Health

17 answers

Jack off more.

Seriously.

2007-01-09 11:50:11 · answer #1 · answered by Daniel C 3 · 0 0

You're 14, and at a crucial part of puberty. It happens to everyone, and there's no guaranteed way to control it. Next time you start to get hard, think about something else. I know it's easier said than done, but thinking about the erection is only going to make your penis harder. Try thinking about something nice, pleasant, and not very sexual, like your grandparents, your pet, etc.

If that doesn't work, you could always adjust your ***** and put it under the elastic waistband of your underwear. It isn't as noticable that way, and as the penis becomes flaccid again, it will fall out on its own. But practice trying to make it go away, and you'll get better at it in time. And you won't be getting random boners forever, don't worry. Pretty soon you'll be more mature and it won't even be an issue.

2007-01-09 12:04:00 · answer #2 · answered by loinagroin 1 · 1 0

Dude. The condition is called "being 14," and you will one day be wistful for those days when your Joy Department used to just randomly wake up to see what's going on.

1. Looser pants. They'll keep any sudden swelling from being noticeable (see item 3 below, though).
2. Briefs. You need to keep the Boys kinda close in, yanno? It'll keep you from having to adjust.
3. Trust me, the odds of anyone actually scoping out your crotch in school are minimal. As long as your fly is zipped, that is.

If I really had to get rid of one in a hurry, I'd think about the lunch lady. Plastic hair net, enough hairy moles to be the wicked witch of Oz, and big enough that we could have run laps around her for PE. Instant droopage.

Good luck, man. It gets better.

2007-01-09 11:40:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I do not have a lot of time right now to answer you fully . But if you want to chat we can chat and I can help you. Feel free to email me answwwerman@yahoo.com. If you do not then you question will be closed by time I get back to do this and I wonl;t be able to give yousome ideas to help you and to calm you down.
read my many answers relating to similar issues if you like.
It is not as bad as it seems to you. I had a similar problem in past.
It seems you might be making more of it than it is. Feel free to write and say whatever is on your mind. Youseem to be good at explaining things a good communicator. Hope we can help.

Are you saying that you have erections all day long and they never go down or they keep coming back? You say you just hit puberty. what do you use as the reason for saying that? What has happend that you think is the sign of hititng puberty?
WHat kind of help do oyu want. DO you want to know how to stop getting the woodies? or what do you want to know? WHat do your mom and dad think of this? or are you keeping it to your self becsue you are uncomfortatble speaking of it to them.
Are you a virgin? I hope so. IF you are please work hard to stay one. We give good reasons in our answers.

WhaT SORT OF UNDERPANTS DO YOU WEAR?
sorry for caps.
DO you have brothers or sisters?
I suppose most of the guys in your class are about where you are in development aren't they? SO it may notbe as big a deal as you think,, It is common to feel self concious. Did you have a wet dream yet? What is happening to yoyu thinking while youhave these erections. Are you day dreaming about sex or are you frustrated and self concious and worried that you will be thought of as odd or a sex pot?

2007-01-09 11:39:53 · answer #4 · answered by Answer M 3 · 0 0

I'm a 13-year-old male, but I don't get random erections; for me it's only when I see exciting things. You may-be scared, but you ''random erections'' is actually very normal. Trust me. Its perfectly normal. You can get erections anything, like you have mentioned. and you can get erection seeing things.

2016-03-14 03:45:32 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

It's normal. As far as getting an erection in your sleep (when your dad work you up), that's actually a sign of good health. Boxer-briefs should help you, if nothing else. Some girls my age would kill for a guy who can get it up that often.

2007-01-09 11:50:04 · answer #6 · answered by mkbrocato 3 · 0 0

Omg I remember them days, the one thing you dont wanna do is the old put a book infront of it trust me they all know and your not hideing nuthing. But like th others said your 14 and its gonna happen it sux for us guys but know this your not a freak and every other boy in your class is going through the same thing, just wear looser pants and longer shirts, your gonna be fine.

2007-01-09 12:40:13 · answer #7 · answered by sckenpo 2 · 0 0

Maybe if you try thinking of the absolute grossest thing you can when you feel it starting. Like the ugliest woman you can think of, naked. On the toilet. Not a guy, though, so I don't know. Sorry.

2007-01-09 11:39:26 · answer #8 · answered by Jess H 7 · 0 0

Oh crap, sorry, you're just a typical teenage boy. Or else you're just a fat 40 yr. old with fantasies. Hard (hee hee) to tell.

2007-01-09 11:37:40 · answer #9 · answered by warriorwoman 4 · 1 0

I had that problem too, I used to not tuck in my shirt. My mother used to make me tuck it in before I left in the morning but I pulled my shirt tails out again when I got to school.

2007-01-09 11:52:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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