2007-01-09 11:29:33 · 13 answers · asked by derek l 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Newborn & Baby
didnt your parents/teachers teach you about the birds and the bees?
2007-01-09 11:48:08 · answer #1 · answered by stokies 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hi derek, we're born thus:
After floating around in an enclosed puddle we suddenly and viciously get squeezed, thrust and contorted through a set of awfully powerful muscles.
Then we emerge into this equally vicious World and get slapped for it.
2007-01-09 19:38:26 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Robin♥ (Scot,UK) 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you referring to BIRTH or CONCEPTION ?
Conception is the fusion of male and female gametes and is the start of life.
Birth is the change from the foetus being in the womb to independent living outside of the mother.
And for all those who made reference to storks and cabbage patches or similar..... I sincerely hope you are joking..... it is dangerous to continue with these stories.
Ignorance is certainly NOT bliss in this instance/
2007-01-10 07:35:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what exactly do you want ot know? about birth through the birth canal? or how it all happens? Hormones are responsible for starting labour, the contractions and dilation of the cervix, which naturally cause the waters to break and strengthen contractyions, is this what you were wondering about?
2007-01-09 19:47:40 · answer #4 · answered by rose_merrick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go ask ur mum...we get dropped off by a stork in the cabbage patch at the end of our gardens! (evn if u dnt hav a garden, apparently we all have cabbage patches!) then the stork sits on the roof to tell the world theres a new baby in the house!!! lol. no seriously, go ask ur mum...u may hav arrive in the world differently to the way i did!
2007-01-09 20:57:23 · answer #5 · answered by evilbunnyhahaha 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Labor and Doctor assistance
2007-01-09 19:36:22 · answer #6 · answered by dominatrixsasha 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In some cases the question perhaps ought to be
why??
lol !!
2007-01-09 19:35:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
the female body ejects us
or we abort from the mothership
2007-01-09 19:37:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
WE'LL YOU SHOULD ASK YOU MUM BUT SHE'S PROBELY SAY IN A LOT OF PAIN
2007-01-10 09:45:59 · answer #9 · answered by joanne s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
out of a bergina
2007-01-09 19:32:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋