You have to date William Hague. You can wear anything you like, but he insists on wearing a pink leopard print g-string and a half shirt with "I love DC" imprinted on it, along with thigh high pink pleather boots on every date.
You must take him to your parents house and introduce him as your new lover, describing in explicit detail the pleasures you enjoy together.
You must keep up this cherade for a month, and must never tell anyone the truth. Oh and HE gets to break it off with you, so you must endure the added shame of that.
2007-01-09 11:10:28 · 18 answers · asked by vegetable soup 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'd rather do that than eat kangeroo private parts whilst two giordies snigger in the background.
My mum & dad wouldn't mind, he's a tory and she likes the colour pink.
PS: Veggi, I used to impersonate your great hero. I got the voice spot on but had trouble with the machismo.
2007-01-09 12:40:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope, there's simply not enough money to make me do that. However, it is with some shame that I must report that I have a friend who would be delighted by that prospect. I would like to be there when she took him to meet her parents as her father owns a considerable number of guns and it would be fun to watch him come out, guns a'blazin' and firing off at poor pink clad William. That being said, I'd do it for free if the man in question was Gordon Brown.
2007-01-09 11:24:02 · answer #2 · answered by BROWNITE 4-ever 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I dream of that sort of thing happening to me .... WILLIAM HAGUE!!! PHWOAR!
By the way is someone actually offering this money coz i need some bread for my starving children, they havent eaten for 17 days now and have to dance for money in the streets.
Wait a minute, i have just realised this is MY laptop that i am typing this on! I can become a myspace whore and then i will be able to forget about my children, whats that? i could sell the laptop.
What a stupid idea.
my myspace link is below ... contact me and donate money for my children ... penut is 4 and jelly is 3 ... think of them.
2007-01-09 12:48:54 · answer #3 · answered by G to eorge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Sounds like fun. Who is William Hague?
2007-01-09 11:18:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes but wear a gorilla suit and for Charity you have decided to stay in costume with a friend for a month so go with the flow ...as a gorilla you have some extreme tastes...
2007-01-09 13:01:20 · answer #5 · answered by Dogtor 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd do that for a packet of Sherbert Dib Dabs and a Fiver.
2007-01-09 11:16:53 · answer #6 · answered by mark 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would sooner cover my dangly bits in honey and introduce them to a swarm of hungry bees.
2007-01-09 11:18:14 · answer #7 · answered by Buck Flair 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a sad life you have in London, that you think that's interesting and funny.
Are you going to send me another pompous e-mail now?
2007-01-09 11:28:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I can't spend quid here in Illinois.
2007-01-09 11:13:48 · answer #9 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Honey i love that man........!........And yes i wear that all the time big kiss-X-.....there wouldn`t be any shame just fond memorys
2007-01-09 11:20:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋