2007-01-09 10:58:06 · 29 answers · asked by The what should I do? Retard 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The police put them there, so you can't get another DUI.*
2007-01-09 11:04:36 · answer #1 · answered by Les Gramps 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the guys in white to come and put a straight jacket on you and take you out of the house on a girney. You'll be fine once yous spend a few years in a padded cell.
2007-01-09 19:14:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a retarded racoon rally.Have they burned a cross in your yard, they could be members of the KKK or the Kool Koons Kountry club.Watch it they are dangerous Kreatures.Show them your million dollar smile and they'll tone it down a lil bit.
2007-01-09 19:06:58 · answer #3 · answered by harleyman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shoot all the raccoons for food and after you eat them wear their fur to stay warm while you go outside your house for groceries.
2007-01-09 19:02:08 · answer #4 · answered by xxapplejuice33xx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get several loaves of bread. Tear them up into little pieces. Throw them away from the front door outside, then RUN LIKE ****!
2007-01-09 19:06:01 · answer #5 · answered by cmdruser 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Play Barry Manilow on your speakers at full blast. Anyone and anything within hearing range will hightail it out of there!!
2007-01-09 19:02:51 · answer #6 · answered by Boost 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
put on your raccoon costume (you KNOW you have one, you know, the one with the a ss cut out!), and casually walk over to your car, then burn rubber
2007-01-09 19:03:30 · answer #7 · answered by Tim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smoother yourself in peanut butter and then throw yourself out the window into the front yard..they are hungry!!!
2007-01-09 19:01:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Spray whipped cream on your mouth like you have rabies & walk outside without worry.
They won't bite you if they think you already have it!
Seriously .. go try! & have fun! =]
Hugs && Kisses
⥠Abby â¥
2007-01-09 19:01:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just wait for them to leave then go outside.
2007-01-09 21:23:32 · answer #10 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋