I finish work with the Inland Revenue (UK version of the US IRS) on Feb 2nd. I hate it. If I had semtex I would use it. In the real world, what could I do to make a point, without hurting people???
2007-01-09 10:32:15 · 8 answers · asked by minisandmoto 2 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
issue tax refunds for everyone
2007-01-09 10:36:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Or you could always be an adult and remember that if someone needs to check references now or in the future you don't want them to tell prospective employers about your supposed sense of humour. But if you really need to make a point try a limerick or other message on the message board or something poking fun at the parts of the job you hated, but keep it polite, I find that nothing irritates people more than polite insincerity.
After all the people that are still stuck there would appreciate the laugh without putting their jobs at risk!:>
2007-01-09 18:54:21 · answer #2 · answered by paula3001uk 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Take a giant shite in someone drawers, unleash a nasty virus into their network, better still go into the server room and unplug all the cables from the hubs/switches, it'll take bloody ages to sort that out, let everyones tyres down in the car park, punch your boss, shag the office bike and have a video camera hidden then show it to everyone, theres loads of stuff to do.
2007-01-09 18:47:52 · answer #3 · answered by thecoldvoiceofreason 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i can totally empathise with you as friends of mine also hated the inland revenue when they worked there. i'd say crash all their computers or get a virus in them but innocent people would then suffer. so just be satisfied in knowing you will be happier in another job.
make a cake with laxative chocolate in for your boss.
2007-01-09 18:38:39 · answer #4 · answered by john.katrinacox@btinternet.com 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get some white fish and hide it behind lockers, filing cabinets etc. Just hide it where it can't easily be seen. it wont smell straight away if it's fresh but a couple of days later people will be going fcuking mental!!!
2007-01-09 18:39:46 · answer #5 · answered by WibbleWibble 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old hat I know, but try putting cellophane on the toilets, that is always funny, unless you're sat on the toilet.
2007-01-09 18:47:06 · answer #6 · answered by Hendo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a dump in the plant room!
2007-01-09 18:39:10 · answer #7 · answered by First Ascent 4 Thistle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hide a fish, or several fish, its immature, and will take a few days to smell. but remember this is a public site, are any of your bosses on this site...? oops!
2007-01-09 18:38:38 · answer #8 · answered by steven m 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋