Whats your suggestions?
also, whats worse federal or state prison?
2007-01-09 09:31:00 · 12 answers · asked by Stevin F 1 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Injuries
punch yourself in the eye and federal
2007-01-09 09:39:14 · answer #1 · answered by Matt G 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Go to the hood Find the largest meanest brother then call him the N-word while giving him the finger that should get you a pretty good black eye State Prison is better because the time you serve is shorter and the food is better. The inmates in state won't womanize you as fast as the federal inmates.
2007-01-09 10:04:07 · answer #2 · answered by tonyward7 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
U could try either the State or the Federal prison and get a cool black eye there, if they do hit u elsewhere and actually miss out on giving you the cool black eye do the following: Pick out whoever has got the coolest, prettiest black eye from your inmates and with all your might try and poke it out!
That way you'll end up with more than one black cool eye!!!
2007-01-09 10:19:15 · answer #3 · answered by pimlico33 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You looking to get punched out buddy? Caz I am not gonna do it for you. I don't want to be charged with assault. However if you want a fake black eye, which wouldn't be all that cool either caz someone could call the cops for you. Black, blue, purple eyeshadow, blended in, all around your eye.
Marion, Illinois has the worst prison in the country of USA. It is a modern Alcatraz. Check this site. http://www.sonic.net/~doretk/Issues/96-10%20OCT/theycallthem.html
I live in Canada...I can check the worst Canadian prison for you. Mission Medium Security is the worst Federal prison in Canada. I live in BC and that is where Mission is in BC. http://www.chilliwacktimes.com/issues02/102202/news/102202nn6.html
2007-01-09 09:47:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
For this you will need a permanent marker and some ice cubes. Carefully trace around the outline of your retna with a fine tip sharpie marker now take one of those fat tipped babies and do the rest of the eye. Now take the ice cube and put it directly on your eye for about 15 minutes. Voila! Now you have a very cool black eye.
2007-01-09 09:50:46 · answer #5 · answered by Jamie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Next time you're out and see a good looking gal with her 6'-6", 250 lb, linebacker or biker looking boyfriend or husband......grab her @ss. That will more than likely get you your black eye, as well as get you arrested.
As for the worst prison, haven't seen it personally and wouldn't really call it a prison, but I'd have to say the one in Arizona that is nothing more than a tent city in the desert......complete with road working chain gangs.
2007-01-09 09:43:07 · answer #6 · answered by suk_on_my_glock 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
federal prison is much worse, depending on the level of security. they treat you like **** no matter what though. get hit in the eye with a baseball, those look really bad, or a combat boot. that really taught my cousin not to scare me.
2007-01-09 09:37:33 · answer #7 · answered by megadeath121 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lay your face on a pool-table, left side or right whatever you want and pretend you are the rack of ball's just waiting to be broken and have some big burly guy or girl smash the cue ball right into your face.
2007-01-09 09:43:01 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Hit yourself in the face w/ a hammer!i don't know much about prisons,so yeah no clue!
2007-01-09 09:35:06 · answer #9 · answered by molliehollie 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Come holla @ me! LOL!
I hear Feds the best, but I would not know, because I've NEVER BEEN! Probably aren't going to find too many people on here that have.....just a thought ;-)
2007-01-09 09:35:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋