What things make you smile :o)?

Question

Do you run for fun?
Are you mentally balanced?
Are you currently on vicodin?
Can I buy some?
Do you doodle when you talk?
Do you talk funny?
Do you walk funny?
Do you look funny?
damn aren't you concieted?
I say, old chap, do you have any Grey Poupon?
What's your favorite holiday?
Have you ever been to Canada?
LIAR!!!
Do you have a fear of heights?
Is your name Bill?
Sure about that?
What's your favorite pasttime?
What did you say?
HUH???
Were your boots made for walkin?
Have you been messin where you shouldn't be messin?
Do you know what that sound is, Princess?
Would you tattoo my name on your hiney?
Please?
What about for $5?
Did you send out Christmas cards?
Why didn't I get one?
Well you didn't ask, now did you?
Have you found Jesus?
Can you tell him he needs to pick up the lawn clippings?
Can you type with your toes?
Can you type with your nose?
Woldse youei belevie i tyyuped thli with mu noosz/
Do you have a distinctive odor?
Whatcha doin?
Why?

Answer 1

What things make you smile :o)? LOTS OF STUFF
Do you run for fun? NO WAY.
Are you mentally balanced? WAY OFF
Are you currently on vicodin? I WISH.
Can I buy some? WHERE CAN I GET SOME?
Do you doodle when you talk? NO, WHEN OTHER PEOPLE TALK {BLAH, BLAH, BLAH}
Do you talk funny? PROLLY.
Do you walk funny? PERHAPS.
Do you look funny? NO DOUBT.
damn aren't you concieted? I DIDN'T THINK SO.
I say, old chap, do you have any Grey Poupon? I HATE MUSTARD.
What's your favorite holiday? HALLOWEEN!!!
Have you ever been to Canada? ONCE - TORONTO. AWESOME
LIAR!!! AM NOT
Do you have a fear of heights? NO. JUST A FEAR OF FALLING
Is your name Bill? NOPE.
Sure about that? YEP.
What's your favorite pasttime? WHAT DO YOU THINK? (HOW MANY HOURS A DAY AM I ANSWERING YOUR FUGGIN QUESTIONS???)
What did you say? YOU HEARD ME
HUH??? TURN YOUR HEARING AID UP ALREADY
Were your boots made for walkin? AFRAID NOT. ALL STYLE
Have you been messin where you shouldn't be messin? ALWAYS.
Do you know what that sound is, Princess? WHEN DID i GET CROWNED?
Would you tattoo my name on your hiney? OKAY.
Please? I SAID OKAY.
What about for $5? SURE.
Did you send out Christmas cards? NOPE. TOO DARN LAZY. NO FRIENDS.
Why didn't I get one? TOO LAZY i SAID
Well you didn't ask, now did you? ASK WHAT?
Have you found Jesus? WHY? IS HE MISSING?
Can you tell him he needs to pick up the lawn clippings? IF i SEE HIM, WILL DO.
Can you type with your toes? NEVER TRIED IT. PROBABLY COULD.
Can you type with your nose? DOUBT IT.
Woldse youei belevie i tyyuped thli with mu noosz/ I DO.
Do you have a distinctive odor? YES.
Whatcha doin? ANSWERING ALL YOUR DUMB QUESTIONS.
Why? YOU GOT ME.

Answer 2

Do you run for fun? No
Are you mentally balanced? Yes
Are you currently on vicodin? No
Can I buy some? Sure
Do you doodle when you talk? Yes
Do you talk funny? No
Do you walk funny? No
Do you look funny? No
damn aren't you concieted? Yes
I say, old chap, do you have any Grey Poupon? I do
What's your favorite holiday? Christmas
Have you ever been to Canada? I live in Canada
LIAR!!! Seriously
Do you have a fear of heights? No
Is your name Bill? No
Sure about that? Very sure
What's your favorite pasttime? Sleeping
What did you say? Sleeping
HUH??? Sleeping
Were your boots made for walkin? Yes
Have you been messin where you shouldn't be messin? Yes
Do you know what that sound is, Princess? Yes
Would you tattoo my name on your hiney? Yes
Please? Yes
What about for $5? Yes
Did you send out Christmas cards? Yes
Why didn't I get one? I don't know where you live
Well you didn't ask, now did you? Oh well
Have you found Jesus? Yes
Can you tell him he needs to pick up the lawn clippings? Okay
Can you type with your toes? Yes
Can you type with your nose? Yes
Woldse youei belevie i tyyuped thli with mu noosz/ Good for you
Do you have a distinctive odor? No
Whatcha doin? Answering your question
Why? I'm bored here at work

Answer 3

What things make you smile :o)? ~ Questions like this one, and your kitchen dancing ;)
Do you run for fun? ~ Hell naw, I'm lazy!
Are you mentally balanced? ~ That depends on what you mean by 'balanced'
Are you currently on vicodin? ~ I wish!
Can I buy some? ~ I'll give you some if I come across it
Do you doodle when you talk? ~ Not really
Do you talk funny? ~ thumtimeth
Do you walk funny? ~ Only after band camp
Do you look funny? ~ What's it to you???
damn aren't you concieted? ~ No
I say, old chap, do you have any Grey Poupon? ~ I am not old nor a chap, but I do have some Grey Poupon in the fridge
What's your favorite holiday? ~ Christmas :)
Have you ever been to Canada? ~ If I say yes will you still love me?
LIAR!!! ~ Damnit Jim!!! I was in marching band in the Seattle area and those Canadians love their Sousa marches!
Do you have a fear of heights? ~ I'm a faerie, what do you think?
Is your name Bill? ~ If you want it to be, sure...
Sure about that? ~ Only for you, Jim
What's your favorite pasttime? ~ Ummmmm.....you?
What did you say? ~ Yes, you
HUH??? ~ YOU!!!
Were your boots made for walkin? ~ No, I walked in them the other day and they gave me blisters so I wore my sneakers today
Have you been messin where you shouldn't be messin? ~ Hehehe, you know it ;)
Do you know what that sound is, Princess? ~ No, why don't you explain it to me, Jim
Would you tattoo my name on your hiney? ~ I already did, shhhhh
Please? ~ I said I already did!
What about for $5? ~ Just give me the cash and I'll show you!
Did you send out Christmas cards? ~ I didn't have time
Why didn't I get one? ~ Yours is in my panty drawer
Well you didn't ask, now did you? ~ Yes I did, where's mine???
Have you found Jesus? ~ Lieutenant Dan!!!
Can you tell him he needs to pick up the lawn clippings? ~ He's busy carrying me right now, I'll call you when he's done
Can you type with your toes? ~ I could try
Can you type with your nose? ~ I could try that too...
Woldse youei belevie i tyyuped thli with mu noosz/ ~ From you, yes
Do you have a distinctive odor? ~ I smell like grape
Whatcha doin? ~ trying not to go insane...again.....
Why? ~ I dunno

Answer 4

What things make you smile :o)? camel toes and man boobs
Do you run for fun? yup
Are you mentally balanced? yes... we both are
Are you currently on vicodin? on what?.. speak up ya nancy ****
Can I buy some? if you got the money, ...i dunno...
Do you doodle when you talk? sometimes yes
Do you talk funny? no i speak properly your the one speaks funny
Do you walk funny? only when you say hi... walk this way please
Do you look funny? sometimes
damn aren't you concieted? very
I say, old chap, do you have any Grey Poupon? sticky wicket!
What's your favorite holiday? a hot one
Have you ever been to Canada? eh?
LIAR!!! :)
Do you have a fear of heights? yes
Is your name Bill? how did you know?
Sure about that? pretty much
What's your favorite pasttime? football.... the mens type not this inane eggchaisin you yankee pansies play
What did you say? football.... the mens type not this inane eggchaisin you yankee pansies play
HUH???football.... the mens type not this inane eggchaisin you yankee pansies play
Were your boots made for walkin? no, my shoes weremade for running actually smart asss
Have you been messin where you shouldn't be messin? :)
Do you know what that sound is, Princess? awww shucks stop callin me that....
Would you tattoo my name on your hiney? would i? read it and weep baby i did that weeks ago
Please? i love it when you beg
What about for $5? cheap bastard
Did you send out Christmas cards? phsycicly
Why didn't I get one? awww didnt you feel the vibes?
Well you didn't ask, now did you? you dont remember?
Have you found Jesus? he is my son
Can you tell him he needs to pick up the lawn clippings? sure thing
Can you type with your toes? never tried
Can you type with your nose? 8 i8lool try
Woldse youei belevie i tyyuped thli with mu noosz/ me too ^^
Do you have a distinctive odor? yeah
Whatcha doin? typin
Why? cos i love you

Answer 5

I run only when being chased and even then it had better be an ax murderer.

I am sometimes mentally balanced.

Never had vicodin.

See above.

Yes, and I pace the floor.

I am from the south, so some people think so.

No, I do not walk funny.

No, I do not look funny.

No, I am not conceited.

Nope, I don't care for Grey Poupon thank you very much. How about some French's?

CHRISTMAS

I WILL BE GOING TO CANADA NEXT WEEK!

Huh? I do not lie!

YES, I am scared of heights.

No, my name is not Bill. However, my father, brother, and grandfather are all named Bill...

Yes, I am sure. Had I been a boy I would have been named Jeff.

Sleep.

Sleep.

SLEEP!

HECK YEAH!

ummm well, yeah

nope, I sure don't.

Heck no. I don't do tattoos, I am above that.

Nope, not gonna do it.

Nope, not for five thousand.

Yes.

Because I am not sure if i like you.

Niope.

Yes, I found him and I dropped him back off on the very same corner.

Yes, I'll pass on that message.

Probably

ummm, no it would bleed.

Nope, you are not that talented.

OMG no!

Typing to an idiot with a great sense of humor ;)

I am addicted to yahoo answers...

Answer 6

alright, here it goes:
yes, i run for fun,and relaxation, and stress relief
hmmm, at sometimes i'm mentally balanced, at others.. i know i'm not!
nope, no vicodin!
YOU can buy some, but not from me, guy.
i don't generally doodle when i talk, no.
i don't talk funny. is a chicago accent funny??
i walk with a swing in my hips, it's sexy, not funny.
i look like a pretty girl.
damn, i guess i'm a lil' concieded! (sometimes you gotta be..)
no grey poupon in MY fridge, just good ol' yellow mustard.
christmas is the best!
no, i've never been to canada.
liar!? you callin ME a liar?!
not a big fear of hights, but i'd be scared to go bunggy jumping... i'd still probably end up doing it if i had the chance...
my name's kelly.
uh, yea, i'm sure about that one.
pastime? what's a pastime? like reading?
i SAID: LIKE READING?!
...oh forget it...
hell no, 4 inch heeled boots weren't made for walking, they were made for lookin sexy!
yea,,,i guess i have been messin where i shouldn't be...lately.
what sound? where?
no...i don't even know you! well i never! ; )
i said no, mister!
hhmmmmm...
no chirstmas cards...
no one got one from me, don't be upset.
no, i guess i didn't...
no, haven't found him yet, but i know he's out there he'll wait for me, until i'm ready, i think
yea...i'll let him know...
hahaha. nope, no toe typin here.
i guess i could type with my nose, but then it's be all dirty i think.
lol!! silly, silly!
yes, but it's good, my ex-boyfriend always wanted to smell the exhale through my nose....
waiting to get off of work...
because i need to stay the max amount of time to make the dough, but there's nothing to do but answer ridiculously long and personal questions on yahoo answers, but i want to leave so i can go run for fun, and relaxation, and stress relief...

Answer 7

Your Qs make me smile.
no
no
no
no
yes
yes
yes
yes
nope
no,hate it
Halloween
no
It's true.
I get vertigo when driving up a steep overpass.
no
pretty sure
hiking around the lake/ 360
I said I like 360.
I SAID "GET A FLIPPIN' HEARING AID."
...and that's just what they'll do...
Don't start no sht, won't be no sht...
no
no
no
not for $500.oo
yep
I will send you one if you email me your address.
I am asking now.
I know exactly where Jesus is. He is an imposing lit-up 7-story statue looming over the town where I now reside. Can't miss him.
OK
I can't type with my fingers!
almost
a disSTINKtive odor.
Nuthin'.
Cuz

Thank you for asking!

Answer 8

Watching my puppies play, looking squirrels chase each and every different via the bushes, seeing my spouse each morning with a grin on her face and a great stroll at the seashore. There is pleasure to be located within the practical matters in the event you simply make the effort to look at, pay attention and revel in.

Answer 9

your extra long surveys, Jimbo!!
hell no
uh,yeah?
I wish!
I'd sell it if I had it!
not as a rule, no
sometimes
sometimes
you tell me
sorry
lemme check......no
Thanksgiving
yes, twice Toronto is lovely
no! I have the pictures to prove it!!
no
Yeah, how did you know?
quite
yelling at deaf people
yelling at deaf people!
YELLING AT DEAF PEOPLE DAMMIT!!!!
NO, ooh sorry no they're made for @ss kickin'
he he no i might get burned
uh, the furnace kicking on?
um, no
I said no
okay
just a few
I guess I didn't have your old address
riiiiight.....
i didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him
will do
can, don't want to
ditto
cool
yes, they should bottle it "Eau du Mesieur Bill"
answerin your questions
cuz they're neat-o

Answer 10

no
yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
yes
no
i travel the world with google earth
no
at least you admit it.

no
on a subconcious level
no
yes
sex
sex
third time lucky...sex
no
oh yes
no
im not a peice of meat
no
dollers are not worth much in the uk
not one
see above
no i answered
yes hes in the bible i think
do it yourself
no
no
no
dont we all mines cider.
you know what im doing
bordem