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I went to the zoo and spent all day watching the monkeys.
Now that's the life.
All they do all day is swing from trees, eat bananas, have sex, and throw their feces at eachother.


Why can't I be a monkey?

It's not fair

2007-01-09 09:04:53 · 19 answers · asked by drateRa 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

19 answers

get arrested...that ought to put things in perspective for you

2007-01-09 09:07:39 · answer #1 · answered by endrshadow 5 · 5 0

Because Monkeys See Monkeys Do

2007-01-09 09:08:02 · answer #2 · answered by Ben R 5 · 1 0

that may no longer often even a query. Arctic Monkeys are an incredible, ordinary and edgy band, while enjoyable are fantastically produced and uninteresting Americana. God forbid the face of modern-day indie pop, as a results of fact no longer all indie pop is undesirable. Edit: You go, ??ïÐìo hë?d :)

2016-12-16 05:34:34 · answer #3 · answered by nave 3 · 0 0

Obviously you haven't been reading the answers here. We're really not too far off from our furry tree swinging brothers and sisters.

2007-01-09 09:09:07 · answer #4 · answered by Rowdy Yayhoot 7 · 0 0

Ah, what is more fun than a barrel of monkeys! I could do without the throwing of poo, though.

2007-01-09 09:08:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You can do all those things if that is your true goal in life. Of course you will be wearing a strait jacket now and then. But you will get your play time as well.

2007-01-09 09:10:03 · answer #6 · answered by Vida 6 · 1 0

I was with you until the throwing feces part. Got to admit it though, monkees got the life.

2007-01-09 09:08:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yep, hence the phrase "As much fun as a barrel full of monkeys".

2007-01-09 09:08:47 · answer #8 · answered by marklemoore 6 · 1 0

Sorry brother but yes it's true... we monkeys live the good life!

2007-01-09 09:15:24 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 3 0

because you evolved from them, u really want to start all over to have sex and throw **** in front of people?

2007-01-09 09:09:20 · answer #10 · answered by special k 1 · 1 0

You must have missed the OTTERS. Now those are the partying animals.

2007-01-09 09:10:00 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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