Tell me a story?

Question

Tell me a story using the entire list. Funniest one, gets best answer.

Diet Coke
paper plater
fan
shiny toaster
flip flops
sewing
Christmas lights
Harry Potter
truck
fritos
air freshener
rug
bubble bath
rain

I apologize for the typo, it's supposed to say paper plate

I was rather bored one weekend, so I decided to be a little creative. I gathered up a DIET COKE can and a PAPER PLATE, I cut them both into small pieces and super glued them to the inside of my FAN for decoration. I glued them on to say SHINY TOASTER for president. When I was done I got out my FLIP FLOPS and started SEWING pretty pieces of fabric on to them. My favorite was the material that was covered in CHRISTMAS LIGHTS. Next I made my little boy a HARRY POTTER doll to ride around in his toy TRUCK. I was in the middle of adding the finishing touchs when I belched. It stunk like FRITOS so I grabbed the AIR FRESHENER. I was on my way to put it up when I slipped on the RUG. My butt hurts afterwards so I said to hell with the arts and crafts session and when to take a BUBBLE BATH. I went to the bathroom and started my water. Then I reached for my "RAIN" scented bath foam. I enjoyed my bath and I enjoyed your silly stories.

THANK YOU!!!!!!

Answer 1

Better yet ill do it in order!!!!

While taking a long hot bath, sipping his diet coke, Superheroe Manny the Manatee saw out of the corner of his eye the very same villain who killed his father----Paper Plater of the Wooly Platers. Manny then jumped out of the bath and started toward the villian. Then Paper Plater then ran out of the apartment down the stairs. He knocked the fan into Mannys way causing him to fall down the stairs....Manny caught his balance and began to chase Paper Plater out onto the fire escape. Out of his pocket he picked his trusty magical shiny toaster and said "toaster toaster, in my pocket whats the buzz?" The toaster then showed a popped out a pair of flip flops, one in each slot....that was the secret code for "its a trap" So manny then quit chasing Paper Plater and made his way back to the apartment. Manny entered and locked his door. He noticed a unfinished sewing project on the counter and then picked up and sewwed christmas lights on the fabric in intricate patterns. After he got bored of that he saw some feet from his curtains and moved them back and to his surprise it was Harry Potter----his most evasive enemy. Harry drew his wand and blasted manny with a force like a truck. Harry laughed and stuffed fritos into his mouth thinking he had achieved victory......but while he was cackling and eating fritos manny then took air freshner and sprayed his eyes, pulled thee rug and harry tripped and died.....manny disposed of thebody and remembered his nice hot bubble bath waiting for him......he climbed in and watched the rain fall out the window.

Answer 2

Grover just finished using the air freshener in the bathroom after the very bad thing he did in there with the bubble bath. He had to stay inside because of the rain and decided to watch Harry Potter and had some Diet Coke. He put on his flip flops and rode on his his toy truck. While driving, he started to choke on his fritos and hit a bump in the rug, the paper plater, he was sewing into his shirt for no good reason. He flew into the Christmas lights and was horribly electrocuted. His body twisted uncontrollably into the fan and was cut into pop tart sized shapes which landed in the shiny toaster. A good time was had by all.

Answer 3

Harry Potter was sitting around one night drinking Diet Coke and eating Fritos off of a paper plater. He was thinking about getting in the truck and going to see the Christmas lights. Just then it started to rain so he got up to close the window. It had been pretty warm that day for being the beginning of January. Harry wasn't watching what he was doing and tripped over the cord to the fan and fell throwing his Fritos and Diet coke all over him. He got up and headed for the bathroom when he noticed his flip flops were tore. He would have to do some sewing later he thought. When he got to the bathroom he switched on his Glade air freshner, turned on the faucets and added some bubble bath liquid. He then proceeded to take off his clothes and drop them on the rug. He was resting well in the tub when Voldermort came in carrying a shiny toaster plugs it in the outlet close to the tub. Harry jumps up and hops out of the tub before Voldermort can drop the toaster in the water. Harry is off and running through the house, trips over the fan cord again, falls on what is left of Diet Coke and Fritos, trying to get to the front door. He gets up and sees Voldermort coming closer. He jerks open the front door only to find the cast of Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix standing there. Little did he realize that it was all a joke and that Voldermort and the cast had decided to surprise him with a party celebrating his fifth movie. He sure wasn't dressed for it.

Answer 4

It was raining cats and dogs.. Christmas lights was on shining the world harry potter was lazy that day to cook. he ate some toast from the shiny toaster and had a diet coke..waiting for the rain to stop to be able to hang out his mom brought him flip flops for Christmas and a new rug to be put near the bed. He bought his dad a new toy truck...!!! he bought his mom a box for the sewing kit...!!!
then he turned the fan off when he realized that it was SO...cold and went to the bathroom for a bubble bath...
when he came out he looked some words up in the dictionary:
air freshener and paper platter...lol

second story:
Harry Potter looked these words up in the dictionary:
Diet Coke
paper plater
fan
shiny toaster
flip flops
sewing
Christmas lights
Harry Potter
truck
fritos
air freshener
rug
bubble bath
rain

and found them all...

Answer 5

i was taking a bubble bath drinking diet coke in the rain wearing flip flops sewing a rug a truck came by throwing a harry potter book wrap in paper plater hit the Xmas lights that fell on a fan knocking over the shiny toaster spreading Frito's in my tub smelling like air freshener

Answer 6

I was watching my grandma put up christmas lights and she told me that she saw harry potter drinking a diet coke while in the rain wearing flip flops sewing his shirt back up because the shiny toaster riped his shirt. Then, I hear people screaming out in the front because a truck filled with fritos tipped over. After that I forgot to take a bubble bath with my paper plater filled with air freshers, so i did. Then, I had to dry off with a rug and a fan because we ran out of fritos.

Answer 7

so I was taking a bubble bath reading the final harry potter book when I got this sudden urge for a diet coke and Frito's. so I got up, put my flip flops on and headed for the kitchen. but on my way there I tripped on the rug that my grandma gave me when I was a kid. I never did like it much. but anyways, when I went to the kitchen I saw my shiny toaster and my mother sewing. I thought to my self that it looked odd, she had the fan on you see, but it was odd cause it was raining out and why did she need the fan? but anyways, I realized I didn't have any diet coke but I really wanted it so I got in my truck and headed to to AM PM. I got all wet from the rain and I couldn't see anything cause the Christmas lights were still up shining so brightly which annoys the crap out of me and to top it off, my mom had burnt my dinner and to get rid of the smell I had to use this disgusting air freshener that my grandma had also given me. what a night. and I don't know what a paper plater is. but still, what a night.

Answer 8

As I sat in the BUBBLE BATH I could hear the RAIN, I could only hope it smelt like my AIR FRESHENER called "RAIN" . Next to me was a PAPER PLATTER with FRITOS on it....I love FRITOS!! I was going to be a quiet night....just me and Harry...that is HARRY POTTER to you. I stepped out of the bath to find that my RUG was falling apart....so naked as could be (what a show for HARRY) I used my sewing skills and fixed that bathroom rug. As I dried off I searched for my FLIP FLOPS but then where no where to be found...I could only assume HARRY had them on. He loves those flip flops. My apartment was cold and not like it was winter or anything as you could tell from the CHRISTMAS LIGHTS left up on my porch in JULY so I turned off the FAN. It was getting late and those chips were just not cutting it so I went into the kitchen and made a piece of toast in my shiny new TOASTER that HARRY got me. Then I sat with a DIET COKE and RUM in one hand and a FORD TRUCK magazine in the other. I plan to buy HARRY a truck....that is the least I could be since he got me a toaster!

Answer 9

The Big Empty- Stone Temple Pilots Pillar Of Davidson- Live Return To Innocence- Enigma Dreams- The Cranberries A lot of good ones out there do not have a clear cut Favorite.

Answer 10

this night i was reading HARRY POTTER-the most exciting epside - drinking my DIET COKE i was about to choke when
i heard this strong noise outside i thought the ceiling's FAN in my sister's room fell and cut her body apart but then i relalized that it's just the garbage TRUCK is outside!
i felt hungry then, so i got my SHINy TOASTER to shine some toast for me! father was preparing the christmas light, granma was sewing her baby's 1st sweater-who is dad! (she had alzaheimer )

oh i cant finish the story , it's RAINING outside and i have to take my BUBLLE BATH before i go to bed,my head is like A FLIP FLOPS!
goodnight