Should I tell her to rub her eyes?
2007-01-09 08:29:17 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Give her the raw T-bone, THEN tell her to rub her eyes with it. I left out the first step, I'll let you figure out what that one should be.
2007-01-09 08:43:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol...yes. that is the perfect answer to a cheating wife.
then:
-clean out the bank account and any assets before she does, -sell most of your stuff then hide the rest.
-make sure you get to a lawyer as soon as possible to file for divorce before her.
-don't move out of the house or she probably will get it, it's better to sell it before the divorce is over.
-put your vehicle in a trusted family member's name.
-see if your boss will work you under the table until 6 months after the divorce papers are signed.
-if she wants child support you will have to pay something so go get a piddly job somewhere working part-time so the court will only take that from you.
-in the interum of all this chaos don't have any open bank accounts and try to pay with cash or money order for everything.
-do not talk with any of your mutual friends or family about anything going on because some will be spies.
-make sure you log any type of abuse including stalking or arguing so the lawyer has ammunition. witnesses are golden.
-stay away from her through the whole process and don't fall for sweet talking or lies to get her way.
-do not sign anything unless looked over by your attorney.
-watch out for her lawyer changing court dates at the last moment so it appears that you didn't show up.
-bring a pretty girl to court to make it look like you are dating and happy. her emotions will betray her decisions.
-important: get a new set of cloths, haircut, etc. to make it appear you are doing better without her.
-important: once a cheater always a cheater. have some self respect for yourself and don't even THINK about taking her back.
-most important: if you follow all these tidbits of hard-learned wisdom, chances are , you will have come out on top in this divorce. all the more reason to watch your back because women live by vengeance. she may even attempt a hitman.
note: i'm sure the ladies are seething in anger right now over the fact that I just gave away the secrets to what women do EXACTLY right after telling their husband...they are seeing another man!
HA HA!!!.......
ps...one more to give you a happy life...
-you will date again. make sure you are the one in control next time. know that they all have alterior motives and at a moments notice will turn on you. adjust accordingly and keep them at arms length, if you find one you want to keep - go ahead...
just don't get married. good luck.
2007-01-09 09:23:17 · answer #2 · answered by user name 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rub her eyes for why? And why didn't you tell us more. We want to hear how you feel. I know wright now you feel hurt and mad. After that wores down but just for a minute your going to feel anger. And thats were all the fighting comes in. Look out.Do not put your hands on her. You will be the one going to jail.So, she should rub her eyes because your leaving.
2007-01-09 08:39:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Divorce!!!!
She does not respect you at all.
What do you want her to rub her eyes for? That's gonna take too long. Hurry up and run her out and let her go to the one she's seeing obviously she respects him more than you. She's out of order and you know it. If she does it once she'll surely do it again. This is your wife not your girlfriend. Marriage is not a flirt it's a life time commitment and she is definitely not committed so you need to get rid of her feisty ***.
2007-01-09 08:33:41 · answer #4 · answered by Baddgyaal 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hon shes bound to see another man everyday ...unless your the last one in existence !! if that's the case we had better put you on the endangered species list special aren't ya ? they are every where and no rubbing the eyes it may cause the man to triple in her eyes and if your serious accept my apologies for being a wise ***
2007-01-09 08:36:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, rubbing her eyes is not good for her. You need to tell her to rinse thoroughly with water.
2007-01-09 08:42:23 · answer #6 · answered by jeter2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First is to find our what went wrong with the marriage. Have a one-on-one chat and hear her out. Remember this is not the time for temper to flare. See if there can be any reconciliation. If all else fail, consider seeking consultation from a marriage mediator.
2007-01-09 08:34:06 · answer #7 · answered by SingGirl 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
if she is seeing someone new, it should all be about what u want to do about it, as u are the one who was done the injustice.if she wants to be with him, u should just accept it, and not try to stop her. we really have no control over others. personally sometimes it's easier to just leave a thing like this, who needs the competition, and heartache anyway.
2007-01-09 11:00:05 · answer #8 · answered by jude 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you love and are willing to forgive her then rub her eyes for her. If you want her to go then tell her how you feel and make the right decision follow your heart.
2007-01-09 08:33:32 · answer #9 · answered by FASHION*DIVA 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
tell her to rub her eyes and then show her the door.
2007-01-09 08:38:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋