At work today, I wath athithted by a new employee who wath learning the ropeth. He'th a dethent bloke, talkth a lot, but hath a pronounthed lithp.
Trouble ith, I lithtened to hith voithe all day, and now I can't thtop lithping mythelf, now! I never realithed lithpth were ath infecthiouth ath thith.
Any thuggethtions ath to how I thould thtart thpeaking properly again, pleath?
2007-01-09 08:02:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
it th tho thad when that happenth. I know what you mean becauthe I do the thame thing onthe in awhile. Tho, you athk, what do we do to thtop? Trutht me.... we are thtuck doing thith forever and thatth a long time. Aththeptanthe ith the key....aktheptanthe i mean.
2007-01-09 08:49:46 · answer #1 · answered by zaytox0724 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
find the film, monty python's "life of brian"
in it there is a scene with two different lisps,
if you can master more than one lisp at a time, perhaps and acting career would suit you, if you get sacked for insulting a work college with a disability.
anyway its a good movie
2007-01-09 16:09:44 · answer #2 · answered by steven m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forthe yourthelf to uthe th inthtead of s thome more, until you'll be thooooo pithed, that you'll thay "enough with thith thtupid joke"!
2007-01-09 16:12:04 · answer #3 · answered by Ronald Vexa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop listening to Madonna albums and wearing lycra on weekends - and some rum might help as mentioned before.
2007-01-09 16:07:35 · answer #4 · answered by habbzz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd recommend a job in a different castle. One with less vampyritic connexions.
Yeth marthter...
2007-01-09 16:35:06 · answer #5 · answered by Foriamstu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what thpeech problem? i think it thpecial! change ith ath good ath a retht! that'th what they thay! x
2007-01-09 16:14:53 · answer #6 · answered by m 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thtop it. Oh thit, now I'm doing it. Curth you.
2007-01-09 16:14:31 · answer #7 · answered by Draco Paladin 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Stay as far away from lisping people as you can and speak only to normal speaking people.
2007-01-09 16:12:31 · answer #8 · answered by Buchyex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good stiff drink and a willing partner, its always bad manners to talk when you mouths full
2007-01-09 16:15:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
try whistling through your teeth
you must get over this by tomorrow or he will think you are making fun of him
2007-01-09 18:14:52 · answer #10 · answered by used to live in Wales 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋