1. A little to the left...okay. That's good.
2. Car 54 where are you?
3. It's all rock n' roll to me.
4. Yep.....that's do-able.
5. I think I just saw BIGFOOT!
6. Just like Dodge City on a Saturday night.
2007-01-09 07:06:26 · 5 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
My best buddy Billy Joe Jimbob and I had got off work when we decided to stop by and pick up our liguor for the weekend. We took the garbage truck we work in and stopped by the Sud's and Worm's convenience store. The parking is so close, he got off and directed me back yelling "A little to the left...okay. That's good". After stocking up, we headed out and 5 minutes later Roscoe P Coltrain pulled us over and was yelling on his CB radio "Car 54, where are you?" as he felt he needed backup. After cuffing us, Roscoe told us we'd be spending the night at the local jailhouse, which really is bigger than my trailer so I said "It's all rock n' roll to me". At the jail, Roscoe proposed a bribe that if he could have 2 jugs of moonshine, he'd let us go with the rest. One look at Bill Joe and I shouted "Yep, that's do-able". Getting close to home, I had to swerve to miss this huge thang running across the road. I looked at Billy Joe and said "I think I just saw BIGFOOT". When I finally pulled in to the trailer park, there were lights and sirens a blazing. Every redneck in 3 counties were there, all toting guns and a shooting. Billy Joe leaned over to me as I sipped from my bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 and whispered "Just like Dodge City on a Saturday night".
2007-01-09 07:20:00 · answer #1 · answered by Rod Rod Go 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Converstion recollections of the big race....
"Man, it's packed in here, Car 54 where are you?" - Car 7
"Just like Dodge City on a Saturday night, man! I'm a lap back coming at you in the rear view." - Car 54
"Awesome, hey, I think I just saw BIGFOOT!" - Car 7
"Sweet! I can't see though. Can you tell me where?" - Car 54
"Look to the to the side, a little to the left...Okay. That's good. Do you see now?" - Car 7
"Sure thing dude! How come you're not super excited? This is a monumental event!" - Car 54
"It's all rock n' roll to me." - Car 7
2007-01-09 07:18:28 · answer #2 · answered by grinjill 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"A little to the left . . . okay. That's good. No, a little more to the left . . . perfect! Now grandma won't hear the bed at night, dear." The husband said, "It's all rock n' roll to me." Leaving the room the wife whispered, "Yeah, just lik Dodge City on a Saturday night, slow."
"Car 54 where are you?" Reply: "At the doughnut shop, sir. Sharing a big one with . . . I think I just saw BIGFOOT, sir!"
"Repeat, Car 54, where are you?
Only static . . .
I tried, but it's hard.
2007-01-09 07:15:42 · answer #3 · answered by Jules 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
M: Are you going to move a little to the left?
W: Do I have to?
M: Yes.
W:Why?
M: Because you're sitting on my long dress.
W:OK. That's good.
Car 1: Car 54 where are you?
Car 53: It's not here?
Car 1: But where is it?
Car 53: It's at the garage, it needs some reparations...
2007-01-09 07:16:49 · answer #4 · answered by tatal_nostru2006 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why?
2007-01-09 07:10:01 · answer #5 · answered by BEAVIS 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋