My wife told me she has fooled around on me for the last four years and said every time she had an affair she would place an ear of corn in the trunk of the car so I went and looked and there were only four ears of corn in the trunk of the car so I thought to my self thats not alot only four times thats once a year, but I also found fifty thousand dollars I ask her where the money came from and she told me it was from all the bushels of corn she had sold.
2007-01-09 06:57:28 · 13 answers · asked by joe b 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Um Yes
2007-01-09 07:01:23 · answer #1 · answered by tjlancer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would be mad that she cheated on me but glad she made fifty thousand dollars doing it id probably take half the money and leave the wife and the other half just tell her to keep it soon she will be a million air if she doesnt die of some god awful nasty disease first good luck with this
2007-01-09 15:11:01 · answer #2 · answered by foxiepotts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that is a good one.....I could not figure out what the heck corn had to do with any of it....but it made me laugh!!!!
2007-01-09 15:01:37 · answer #3 · answered by SM M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know whether to believe you or just laugh my keister off! Are you for real? This sounds like a joke I heard way back.....omg
2007-01-09 15:02:01 · answer #4 · answered by msjinx39 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lucky you! At least you found the 50K! Mine gives it away for free!
2007-01-09 15:01:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dump your wife once a cheater always a cheater
2007-01-09 15:02:34 · answer #6 · answered by claratiz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would take the money and buy me a new vette ya faulkernat
2007-01-09 15:01:32 · answer #7 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-01-09 15:03:51 · answer #8 · answered by Victoria 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a joke people...relax!
2007-01-09 15:42:28 · answer #9 · answered by Tonya L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she would be dumped so fast
2007-01-09 15:02:07 · answer #10 · answered by will 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋