Mario Lemieux, Steve Yzerman and Wayne Gretzky are standing before God at the throne of Heaven. God looks at them and says: "Before granting any of you a place at my
side, I must first ask you what you believe in." Addressing Lemieux first He asks, "What do you believe?" Mario looks into God's eyes and states passionately, "I believe hockey to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people, from Moscow to the bright lights of New York...
I have devoted my life to bringing such joy to people who watch us play." God looks up and offers Mario the seat to his left.
He then turns to Yzerman, "And you Stevie Y. What do you believe?" Yzerman stands proud and firm, " I believe courage, honour and passion are the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing a career that provides a living embodiment of these traits." God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Yzerman the seat to his right.
2007-01-09 06:51:55 · 17 answers · asked by TML ♥'er 3 in Sports ➔ Hockey
He finally turns to the Great One, " And you Wayne. What do you believe?"
Wayne says " I believe you are in my seat."
Like that one?
2007-01-09 06:52:30 · update #1
That's hilarious. Thanks.
2007-01-09 09:54:30 · answer #1 · answered by Awesome Bill 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've heard that one before. I love it. But when I was told the joke it was Mario who said God was in his seat---depends on which player you feel was the best ever.
2007-01-09 12:21:04 · answer #2 · answered by lidstromnumber1fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My chum became dealing with a carpark and somebody began to lower back out of a motor vehicle parking area and my chum suggested "No! do not pull out, i'm coming!" My different chum waited for a 2d and then suggested quietly "that's what she suggested"
2016-12-15 19:42:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice story
2007-01-09 08:37:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wows, I l♥ve hockey, but that joke was lame to the extreme. LOLS☺
2007-01-09 06:55:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anna Nemyss 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
DUDE, If you had said that joke a few years ago, it would have been funny, 'cause W.G. was a great one. Now he's just a so-so coach!
2007-01-09 11:15:57 · answer #6 · answered by vgordon_90 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lol.. that one is pretty good. Hadn't heard that before.
2007-01-09 06:55:22 · answer #7 · answered by Maverick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, but it is still a good one
2007-01-09 07:01:08 · answer #8 · answered by ragman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-01-10 01:34:10 · answer #9 · answered by Bluejacket 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes I have heard it before but it is still funny
2007-01-09 06:58:22 · answer #10 · answered by roger p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-01-09 08:18:18 · answer #11 · answered by dlnicely06 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋