penis and jumped from a tree. the pain is unbearable and it is very swollen and almost black in color along with blue and purple. im beginnin gto see flashes of colors with every agonizing throb. what do do? there also a trickle of dark blood coming out from the tip
2007-01-09 06:51:49 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
I am guessing you were trying to increase the size and have acheived that. Next question?
2007-01-09 06:55:31 · answer #1 · answered by Gone fishin' 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The pain can't be that bad as your sitting on your computer writing to strangers about it.
Next time try a different method for attention
2007-01-09 15:05:03 · answer #2 · answered by That_ blue_ eyed_ Irish_ lass 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I really hope you have ruined all chances at having children! People need to "prove" they can drive to get a license, but then we allow anyone (like you) to have kids.....in your case "breed". If you have/had any common sense, which you have proven you don't, you would have gone to the ER for medical advice/help. After they get done laughing at you, I hope they "Bobbitt" what's left.
2007-01-09 15:05:53 · answer #3 · answered by Jon A 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is perfectly normal. I wouldn't worry a thing about it and when your penis falls off take it to the doctor to have it tested cause you just lost your brain.
2007-01-09 16:52:38 · answer #4 · answered by willowtatro 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Im not sure why you would do such a thing to yourself, but suggest you ice it very quickly. I also suggest seeing a counselor to help you to figure out why you would want to hurt yourself like that.
2007-01-09 15:05:22 · answer #5 · answered by kimb 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah, i agree wiht the last guy, how would you be typing if your hanging from a tree anyway, though the joke is funny
2007-01-09 16:21:11 · answer #6 · answered by elzilcho16 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well, u shunta done it, they r gonna have to cut it off dontcha know? tubad fur ya, hope u gotta atleast use it 1 time cuz u wont ever again my friend.
2007-01-09 14:58:51 · answer #7 · answered by hugs and kisses for every one !! 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You won't be able to have babies, sorry. You aren't really a man now. My advice is to get surgrey and become a woman.
2007-01-09 14:56:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Probably a good thing that you damage it as I would not want you to reproduce.
2007-01-09 14:59:53 · answer #9 · answered by Mikey D 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hee hee...I think you kind of asked for it. If it was some kind of science experiment--looks like you've got your solution!
2007-01-09 14:55:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋