So...I got this digital cable box and about 2 days ago all of a sudden I started getting all these pay-per-view porn channels for free. Now...the program guide button sort of freeze on the box but I don't want to shut it down and restart it because what happens if it goes away....obviously I can't change the channels and that's a problem. But I don't want to be the guy to turn down free porn. What would you do?
2007-01-09 06:19:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
tape it for as long as possible then turn it off so then you have it recorded :)
2007-01-09 06:23:37 · answer #1 · answered by kandigyrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are lying. You gave it away when you said you had free porn channelS and you cannot change the channels.
Try again, Einstein.
2007-01-09 06:23:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stay with the free porn.
2007-01-09 06:23:46 · answer #3 · answered by joybalbert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
reset the box. if the free porn persists call your service provider and ask if this is an introductory offer? if it is not free and you feel that you enjoy it pay for it. you can pay for it monthly or in one lump sum when you get caught.
2007-01-09 06:29:06 · answer #4 · answered by sodajerk50 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd leave the house and get a real life lay!
Good luck with your happy stick man, I hope that sucker doesn't fall off before you get some real p)ssy.
2007-01-11 10:11:10 · answer #5 · answered by Rachel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch as much porn as you can... then restart it and hope that its still there.
2007-01-09 06:23:45 · answer #6 · answered by Rola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO porn is for free, my friend
2007-01-09 06:23:26 · answer #7 · answered by Fluffy Rover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..yah well your situation is pretty much straight from the TV show Friends....Joey and Chandler were in the exact same situation....and they eventually turned off the TV so you decide. :P
2007-01-09 06:25:32 · answer #8 · answered by Foo! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Charge admission.
2007-01-09 06:24:40 · answer #9 · answered by Nep-Tunes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would bless the cable guy for all that he has done for me.
2007-01-09 06:23:15 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋