what do i do?
2007-01-09 06:10:31 · 29 answers · asked by John 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
Yes, thank you for boosting my points. You probably are pregnant. Better yet, it is most likely from an alien slimepod that made sweet love to you while you passed out after that 1/5th of Jack Daniel's you had last weekend. Be careful, those pods grow fast. Then they burst out of you penis like a cannonball. I don't envy you one bit.
2007-01-09 06:24:22 · answer #1 · answered by porcelina222 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 points
2007-01-09 06:14:40 · answer #2 · answered by PeTiTe_Mummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well John fortunately you are in the right place to ask such a question being that they seem to make up about eighty percent of the questions asked in yahoo answers. "Am I pregnant........."? So surely you will soon receive some sagely advice. Be well John and congratulations.
2007-01-09 06:23:27 · answer #3 · answered by Chris the all knowing one 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the Rush Limbaugh or Howard Stern Show. They will be happy to give you some pointers.
2007-01-09 06:15:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you think you are a guy but actually you are a girl and you are pregnant. Congrats.
2007-01-09 06:19:07 · answer #5 · answered by GUESS GIRL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet - 2 points!
2007-01-09 06:38:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
find out if its a boy or girl and start asking for the dad
2007-01-09 06:18:30 · answer #7 · answered by dontstandoncorners 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Luck, you better take a pregnancy test. lol
2007-01-09 06:15:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And I'm the Dad!!!
Finally we have made History together...
2007-01-09 06:24:04 · answer #9 · answered by Help? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a life John.
2007-01-09 06:15:03 · answer #10 · answered by *~*Jon-Jon's Mommy!!*~* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋