You deserve it.
2007-01-09 05:12:14 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
oh Ebenezer, are you up to your usual tricks again? I told you that it's not polite to ask strangers if it's OK to hit them and I turn my back for a second ... and there you are, doing it again.
So it is time for me to put you over my knee, pull down your trousers and give you a jolly good spanking.
Bad boy!!
2007-01-09 05:21:18 · answer #1 · answered by gorgeousfluffpot 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was in a stomach punching contest once. This guy in a bar was being an *** and bragging about his abs, so I said "Dude, I bet I can take 3 punches in the stomach better than you."
He said "What? Shut up. Waddya wanna bet?"
I said "All I have on me is $40" and he said "OK, that'll do it".
So I said "OK, but I go first" and slugged him a crisp uppercut just below his solar plexus.
The guy gasped "OOOOOFF!!" and doubled over, unable to breathe.
I picked him up by the hair and drove my fist into his belly, he made a noise like "NNNGGGHH!". His eyes bulged, he turned pale and collapsed.
So I stood over him as he was passing out and pile-drived my right exactly where the first shot landed, I swear I felt my fist go all the way through to the floor. That sent him into convulsions, vomiting and peeing himself.
The show being over, the crowd was stunned in silence, I reached in my pocket, pulled out two 20's and dropped them on the floor next to where he was writhing in agony.
"Here, bro, you win."
So I guess I am 0-1 in stomach punching contests.
2007-01-09 13:30:15 · answer #2 · answered by gw_bushisamoron 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I'm going to punch YOU for that answer!! "He uses a cloaking device"!!! That was pretty freakin' funny, especially after I'd put that thing about no sarcasm or rhetoric. I'm cracking up.
2007-01-09 13:25:44 · answer #3 · answered by thatssoawesome 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Provided you want a broken nose cos I'll give ye a Glasgae Kess!
2007-01-09 13:18:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everything has a price. Can I hit you in the face?
2007-01-09 13:19:43 · answer #5 · answered by JENNIFER M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, but u may punch my imp.
he deserves it more
2007-01-09 13:17:55 · answer #6 · answered by sleepy_c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think so cause you will just feel worse. Violence does not get you anywhere. Sit down and try and work things out.
2007-01-09 13:51:38 · answer #7 · answered by ENCHANTRESS ROSE 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey everybody, Ebenezer is grumpy...that's original.
2007-01-09 13:20:56 · answer #8 · answered by Rackjack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're quite right, I do deserve it.
Go ahead, maybe it will relieve my constipation.
Ta.
2007-01-09 13:27:31 · answer #9 · answered by chopchubes 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sure, if you want that a ss kicked
2007-01-09 20:02:19 · answer #10 · answered by ericaofgordon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋