2007-01-09 05:02:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
Stop bathing in peanut butter and try acting normal....... if that don't try surrendering to the guys in the white coats...... They will take you to a place where things are Happy all the time.....Their coming to take you away ha ha.......
2007-01-09 05:30:51 · answer #1 · answered by vulcan_chef 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are they attacking you right now, this very second?
If so, I would recommend stopping with the typing, and maybe defend yourself somehow. I find that squirrels are usually quite vulnerable to a well delivered body slam - they never seem to expect it, even when you climb up to the top rope.
Perhaps an improvised weapon might be of use to you in your rodent defense situation. A cafeteria tray used end on in a hacking/chopping motion can easily take the head off even the most rabid squirrel, but placement of the strike is critical.
If you do not have a cafeteria tray, you could try a knife, or even an axe in a pinch. They work almost as well as a cafeteria tray, but aren't quite the real thing.
If the squirrels are attacking you when you leave your home, and you have time to prepare your defense, I would recommend a pre-emptive strike. A squadron of F-18s loaded with napalm cannisters are an excellent control measure against almost all arboreal sciurids. Ground squirrels sometimes take additional arclight strikes from a bomber wing to really deter their counter-attacks effectively.
If you can't get F-18s, you can also use F-15s or even F-16s in a pinch.
Good luck!
2007-01-09 13:11:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get out of the Nuts!
2007-01-09 13:05:26 · answer #3 · answered by Wood Smoke ~ Free2Bme! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squirrels are cool but obviously you have something they want, like nuts, or your bothering them...
2007-01-09 13:11:03 · answer #4 · answered by Just another teenage tragedy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Watch out for your nuts.
2007-01-09 13:05:30 · answer #5 · answered by Jerry H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try keeping your nuts covered up.
2007-01-09 13:06:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
throw some nuts... lol in the opposite direction as u are
2007-01-09 13:06:59 · answer #7 · answered by heclee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they like worms and honey bunches of oats, or anything with honey on it for that matter. if you train them you can use them to attack others.
2007-01-09 13:12:37 · answer #8 · answered by sisy j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to a zoo and step into a cage with the hawks and eagles. they can help you out. :)
2007-01-09 13:07:01 · answer #9 · answered by 1loopyferretpsycho 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Be sure and protect your nuts.
2007-01-09 13:06:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋