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I'm looking for a list of all the ways that Dr. Evil told his son Scott Evil to zip it in all three of the Austin Powers movies (1. International Man of Mystery; 2. The Spy Who Shagged Me; 3. Goldmember). I have a bet going on with a friend of mine. Also, if you send in your own along with a complete list I'll give the best answer points to the funniest!

2007-01-09 04:24:38 · 4 answers · asked by DannyGilligan 3 in Entertainment & Music Movies

4 answers

Austin Powers International Man of Mystery:

Scott Evil: It's no hassle...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: But...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: All I'm say...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: There gonna get a...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm just...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: Would...
Dr. Evil: Sh!... Knock-knock.
Scott Evil: Who's there?
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: But...
Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.

But by far one of the funniest lines:

Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

2007-01-09 05:44:16 · answer #1 · answered by Stacey G 2 · 0 1

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All of the ways that Dr. Evil told Scott to 'Zip it' from all Austin Powers movies?
I'm looking for a list of all the ways that Dr. Evil told his son Scott Evil to zip it in all three of the Austin Powers movies (1. International Man of Mystery; 2. The Spy Who Shagged Me; 3. Goldmember). I have a bet going on with a friend of mine. Also, if you send in your own along with a...

2015-08-24 03:08:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 1 · 0 0

Dr Evil Zip It

2016-12-18 14:51:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dr Evil Quotes

2016-10-04 08:00:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

"Look, I'm Zippy Longstocking."
"When a problem comes along you must zip it."
"www.zipit.com"
'Ex zip it A"

(I'll think of more)

2007-01-09 06:21:32 · answer #5 · answered by Bamabrat 6 · 3 0

Zip it! Zip it good!

2007-01-09 04:41:34 · answer #6 · answered by Skanky McSkankypants 6 · 0 0

shh
zipit.com.org
zip it good
would u like a suckle of my zipple

2007-01-09 05:24:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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