I have just discovered a book of rude rhymes in the cupboard and I remember many of them from the play ground at school.
So what was your favourite rude rhyme or song from childhood?
10 points for the funniest.
2007-01-09 04:20:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
there was a woman from ealing who had a peculiar feeling, she lay on her back and opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling
2007-01-09 04:27:04 · answer #1 · answered by gonzo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A mans occupation
is to stick his nobulation
in a womens ventillation
to increase the population
of the young generation
i learnt this information
From a decent demonstration
of the teachers on the floor!!!
2007-01-09 12:25:09 · answer #2 · answered by Riley Blue 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The rude version of My Grandfather's Clock which was ...........
My Grandfather's c**k was too tall for his pants/So it dragged 90 years on the floor/It was taller by half than the old man himself/But it weighed not a pennyweight more/It was there on the morn on the day that he was born/And was always his pleasure and pride/But it stopped, short, never to w**k again when the old man died.
Dear me.
2007-01-10 00:37:04 · answer #3 · answered by iiitttsssaaadoozy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one's a spoof song from the Beverly hillbillys.
I'll tell you a story about a man named Jed, he had plenty of hair but not on his head, he pulled down his spur and out poped a worm and up from the top came a bubbling sperm, spunk that is pure semen.
Hahahaha.....
2007-01-09 12:29:26 · answer #4 · answered by theemadmonkey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a young woman from nod
Who wanted a child from God
But it wasn't the Almighty who crept up her nightie
It was the Vicar the dirty old sod
2007-01-09 12:25:22 · answer #5 · answered by EWE ANCHOR 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a man from Nantucket
Who had a holey old bucket
He went to a shop
To get a new stop
And he said "Aw f**k it"
2007-01-09 13:46:31 · answer #6 · answered by ^w^ Jennicula ^w^ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Halloween= Trick or treat, smell my feet or give me something good to eat. Down by the ocean,down by the sea, Johnny broke a milk bottle and blamed it on me. I told ma, ma told pa, Johnny got a licken, ha ha ha.
2007-01-09 12:43:02 · answer #7 · answered by ruth4526 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Little fly upon the wall,
Have u got no home at all,
Upon ur back i put my thumb,
and watch ur guts squirt out ur bum!
2007-01-09 12:31:08 · answer #8 · answered by littlemermaid_72 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jingle bells, batman smells,
robin laid an egg.
The batmobile lost it's wheel,
and the joker got awayy...
2007-01-09 12:23:46 · answer #9 · answered by Durr 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i love you i love you i love you almighty
i wish your pajamas where next to my nighty
dont be mistaken
dont be mislead
i mean on a clothesline
and not in my bed
2007-01-09 20:34:45 · answer #10 · answered by rachealuk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋