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.........PUSHES the door when they are supposed to PULL it, and they totally slam into it face first?

Or PULLS the door when they are supposed to PUSH it, and they stumble backwards?


Ahhhh.......what a boring place this planet would be without STUPID people >: )

2007-01-09 04:17:34 · 7 answers · asked by south_san_chica 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

7 answers

Try doing that in a foreign country when the doors say words like DRUCK or some Cyrillic or Japanese word you can't even pronounce. Then where are you in door opening? Just being beyond stupid doesn't always cover it.

2007-01-09 04:25:07 · answer #1 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0 0

If that amuses you then here are a few funny real life incidents

WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up!"


WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different
automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.

NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED! In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.
(Helloooo!)

2007-01-09 14:36:37 · answer #2 · answered by leoan_rasan 2 · 0 0

hahaha! yes!! i saw this on a court show once. this guy was being a huge d*ck so the judge threw him out of the courtroom, and he was all mad so he thought he would shove the door open and stomp out, but oops! it was a "pull" door, so then he looked like a huge idiot and everyone in the audience laughed at him!

2007-01-09 12:22:45 · answer #3 · answered by MandaPanda 5 · 0 0

A comic whose name I don't remember once said, "Humans are the only animal who pull the stupid to the middle of the herd."

Amen

2007-01-09 12:23:19 · answer #4 · answered by Gator 2 · 0 0

Doesnt take much to amuse you does it ?

2007-01-09 12:21:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I hate it when that happens.... But, you promised not to tell.

2007-01-09 12:21:43 · answer #6 · answered by OhYeah 4 · 1 0

lol... it is pretty comical... sad but comical

2007-01-09 12:21:55 · answer #7 · answered by Wiked 5 · 0 0

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