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been left speechless at someones stupidity...

- I asked the assistant to make reservations for our client (a vegitarian) for dinner .... Why did she pick Outback Steak house, I asked? she said "don't worry they have plenty of chicken dishes"..

2007-01-09 02:42:39 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

25 answers

Yes. My firends and I went out to a bar one night. When we got there, there was this girl in the washroom who had realized that you could see her bra through her shirt with all the lights. Quite concerned she asked, "Should I take off my bra? At least then everyone will only see skin." My response was, "Yeah, skin and nipple!". What a moron!

2007-01-09 03:05:04 · answer #1 · answered by Jenna G 2 · 0 0

that's awesome

I had a division manager at a retail store I worked at who I hated. I was the asst. manager at the time, and the store manager was on his honeymoon in Hawaii, so I was running the show that week. He was flying home standby and wasn't sure if he'd be back Friday or Saturday, so when we made the schedule for that week, we just put him down as ? and covered the schedule either way. no problem. So my idiot DM calls on that Friday and wants to know if he's in, and I say no, he didn't make it back from his trip yet, and explaind the schedule situation. He says to me "Now why would Scott schedule himself if he KNEW he wasn't going to be here?"

needless to say I don't work there anymore.

and yes, I was speechless.

2007-01-09 10:55:46 · answer #2 · answered by My Dog Rowdy 5 · 0 0

Take assistant to brunch. Only thing she can order is vegetarian. Explain this is a life long learning experience to widen her horizons...If she is dense...let her go. I am sorry but clients are right and respect was not given...Ask her what a vegan is

2007-01-09 10:50:27 · answer #3 · answered by Patches6 5 · 0 0

I was at Black Angus and asked the waitress what's their leanest steak?, and she said," what does lean mean?"!!! Even my 7 year old daughter knows what lean means! ha ha . That's when you get a great story and some good laughs! :)

2007-01-09 10:51:47 · answer #4 · answered by pearl28 2 · 1 0

either she doesn't know what a vegitarian is or she doesn't get out much and only goes to that reastraunt

2007-01-09 10:47:04 · answer #5 · answered by Sammy T 2 · 0 0

You should ask her to pick up her next paycheck at the unemployment office.

2007-01-09 10:46:33 · answer #6 · answered by I hate friggin' crybabies 5 · 0 0

She probably thinks, vegetarian is the country your client is from.

2007-01-09 10:50:22 · answer #7 · answered by JediMaster 4 · 1 0

Who was the dumba** that hired a blonde assistant?

2007-01-09 15:43:10 · answer #8 · answered by Brian 5 · 0 0

lol you know what they say about those vegetarians, they don't eat me but they sure like the bone. Have a great lunch!

2007-01-09 10:47:36 · answer #9 · answered by Joni J 6 · 0 0

yes we were at my apartment complex and we asked the lady in the office for directions. and she said , as she is standing right across from us, "well, first where do u live"....ummmm right here!

2007-01-09 11:06:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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