#10 Life is sexually transmitted.
#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die
#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
the internet and they won 't bother you for weeks.
#6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying
of nothing.
#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is locat ed among the
millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to where
thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should
put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. --
2007-01-09 02:36:41 · 5 answers · asked by Poker Face 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Don't forget:
"You can get away with being Utterly Sexist - IF you're a woman!"
2007-01-09 02:44:21 · answer #1 · answered by blktiger@pacbell.net 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-01-09 10:46:39 · answer #2 · answered by hhfe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Such a wonderfully Uplifting take on 2007!
Your such an Optimist!
2007-01-09 10:41:26 · answer #3 · answered by J. Charles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May I adopt Number 9 as my new life motto???!!!
2007-01-09 11:58:20 · answer #4 · answered by Spev 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, that's great. Made me smile for the day! TY.
2007-01-09 10:46:40 · answer #5 · answered by grinjill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋