...will I need any special skills, or training? I mean, over the years I've learnt how to accept being told to Ef-off by many people, so I must surely be considered as 'experienced'.
And as I have no friends already, I don't see anything getting worse there either.
Maybe I could even aspire to be a policeman one day? Then I could create as much hell as I liked.
Any other career ideas people?
2007-01-09 02:32:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
I think you should stop taking the ladder one rung at a time, I understand there are vacancy's for some Arch Dukes of Hell or failing that Prime Minister.
2007-01-09 02:39:44 · answer #1 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jailer, Sherrif, Bouncer
2007-01-09 02:35:15 · answer #2 · answered by ઈтєlly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, look, I've discovered the chavs, scrotes and pikeys page - like any of you aspire to have a job of any description ("burglar" is not a job).
Look at you all railing about police officers and housing officers etc. without them, who would sort you out your house/flat you don't pay for and cart off your drunk partner when he slaps you about a bit too hard?
2007-01-09 19:27:07 · answer #3 · answered by satans_scrotebag 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Mcdonalds.
2007-01-09 02:35:13 · answer #4 · answered by Jessy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mmmmm, u could be a housing officer, just had the arsiest one in the world on the phone! Ill b ur friend!
2007-01-09 02:37:21 · answer #5 · answered by Irishbird3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
collections officer- you go around and try to collect money on deliquent accounts- people will love you and shower you with gifts!
insuranc adjuster- figuring out how to screw over your customers is your job and duty- good times will be had!
corrections officer- you will get plenty of f offs and probably see some disturbing things, plus maybe they will fling poo at you, hooray!
2007-01-09 02:56:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bailiff?
2007-01-09 02:36:02 · answer #7 · answered by Jo_Diva 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They won't have you as a Policeman, you seem way too bright.
2007-01-09 02:44:06 · answer #8 · answered by derbyandrew 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm thinking about advice columnist!
2007-01-09 02:35:57 · answer #9 · answered by Rvn 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try being prime minister, no matter what they do they're always hated
2007-01-09 02:35:31 · answer #10 · answered by cullen1912 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋