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Oooh Pondlife, you do make me blush.

2007-01-09 05:32:40 · answer #1 · answered by Melvin the retarded emu 4 · 2 1

Yeah. Ain't that a b****? Do what I do. Put a bunch of phone books under each leg of the desk. I have enought to raise it about 10 inches. That usually works. Most times anyway.

2007-01-09 03:51:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Get a real man / woman to come home to when "excited" instead of internet trash

2007-01-09 02:52:10 · answer #3 · answered by specs appeal 4 · 0 1

well you could just sit a Hottie on you lap and forget about the stupid computer......that is my advice !!!!

oh and by the way do not take a cold shower because believe it or not... cold water actually excites you even more...

2007-01-09 02:29:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

THANK YOU!!!!!! My first laugh of the day. No good advice sir, maybe give the cat a cuddle to cover your excitement.

2007-01-09 02:36:24 · answer #5 · answered by aka.rene 5 · 0 1

1) Acquire needle
2) Deflate

2007-01-09 02:26:45 · answer #6 · answered by True Dat 4 · 1 1

Three words: Rosie O'Donnell's picture. That should make the little monkey go away.

2007-01-09 02:27:58 · answer #7 · answered by Paul H 6 · 3 1

Buy a bigger desk or calm down.

2007-01-09 02:41:59 · answer #8 · answered by black cherry 5 · 0 1

Cold shower.

2007-01-09 02:27:08 · answer #9 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 2 1

Take a cold shower.

2007-01-09 02:27:19 · answer #10 · answered by sarabmw 5 · 2 1

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