2007-01-09 02:06:37 · 25 answers · asked by twatwaffle 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
happy new year twatwaffle. i have the same problem
2007-01-09 02:15:48 · answer #1 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Paper bag?
Horrific auto accident that requires facial reconstructive surgery?
Britney Spears mask?
Walk around with your eyes closed and get a seeing eye dog?
Pretend you are a vampire and avoid all mirrors?
Wow some of the people who have answered in here have NO sense of humor at all - lighten up...jeez!
2007-01-09 10:12:16 · answer #2 · answered by Next evolutionary step... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do not think that you can stop - I think you should just accept it as the price you pay for being excessively beautiful!
2007-01-09 10:38:27 · answer #3 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just look at the people who admire as you pass them on the street. Give an occasional wink if your feeling brave. Their reactions will tell you how good you look. Just accept yourself.
Oh - and think about Captain Sparrow too!
2007-01-09 10:12:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Keep staring, stop posting. Twatwaffle, huh? Telling.
2007-01-09 10:14:43 · answer #5 · answered by JB 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wear a paper bag over your head with eyeholes cut out
tape an ugly pic to the front if that helps
2007-01-09 10:11:02 · answer #6 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your "excessive beauty"? Wow, no self esteem issues there huh? You know vanity isn't a great quality either.
2007-01-09 10:12:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Time to get out a black sharpie, and while you sit there smiling, draw yourself a goatie, some devil horns, and a black tooth. That's what I had to do.
2007-01-09 10:11:42 · answer #8 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, I'm not even going to dignify your question with a response.
2007-01-09 10:22:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy a pair of glasses
2007-01-09 10:11:58 · answer #10 · answered by Granny Haggedy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you sound like Paris Hilton.
2007-01-09 10:13:56 · answer #11 · answered by Manx 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋