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2007-01-08 23:31:03 · 8 answers · asked by kittana! 2 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
kick him in the balls
2007-01-08 23:43:25 · answer #1 · answered by Sir Alex 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't make an employeer fire you outright, you need to add more infomation on the current situation. If you are under Dr's care and a employeer does fire you, you are entitled to receiving unemployment benefits. Best Wishes and Happy New Year.
2007-01-09 07:37:48 · answer #2 · answered by Janice 10 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come to work appearing to be drunk or stoned.
Bring a gun to work and show everyone and wear it on a holster.
Park in bosses parking spot and then pretend to loose your keys when asked to move it, find your keys right at quitting time. Do that three days in a row.
Make a pass at a co worker and grab them down below.
Don't accomplish any work all week but start vicious rumors about your boss ( having an office affair ).
2007-01-09 07:43:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being verbally abusive to your supervisor, co-workers and customers. Do sloppy work and be late with it. Show up late and go home early. Make offensive jokes about others. Make private phone calls on company time - they should be long distance. Go over the supervisor head and complain about the company to the company president.
2007-01-09 07:43:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't do the work, show up late. don't show up and don't call for 2 days. There that should get you fired
2007-01-09 07:39:17 · answer #5 · answered by memorris900 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do exactly opposite of what he expect. You can also play the bad guy with your colleague definitely he/she will fire you
2007-01-09 07:38:30 · answer #6 · answered by auntsid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't call or show up to work for a few days.
Good Luck.
2007-01-09 07:40:42 · answer #7 · answered by Blackgold347 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just quit your job if you don't like it. It's not always proper to get fired.
2007-01-09 07:43:59 · answer #8 · answered by Arnoux 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋